بِسْــــــــــــــــــمِ اﷲِالرَّحْمَنِ اارَّحِيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Sweet Sisters,

This is one of the hardest topics I’ve ever had to cover on my blog. I’ve been procrastinating for awhile because of its sensitive and private nature. But “HOW TO TAKE CARE OF OUR HUSBANDS” is part of HOMEMAKING, so, Ladies, step your lingerie game up.

You always want to please your husbands and honestly, the most important way goes on in your bedroom. So do it like a BOSS!

Here is a link to Frederick’s. Theirs is the only website that I found that had everything I was looking for. The prices are reasonable. I even got free shipping. I don’t know why and I’m not asking. A lot of the items come in ONE SIZE though. So, if you’re not that size, read HOW TO EAT TO LIVE.

I lost seventy lbs. in three months just by eating one meal a day. No exercise. No special diet. Just one meal at 4:00 p.m. or 6:00 p.m. and the pounds just fell off. People kept asking me how did I do it and I told them I read HOW TO EAT TO LIVE and practiced it. It was easy for me. I have a very strong constitution. Also, I had just converted to Islam. So, I was pretty fired up.

But, first you should drop to two meals a day. I used to eat breakfast, skip lunch and eat dinner. NO SNACKING! But you can eat as much as you want in your one meal. Then I just started eating Dinner. And before I knew it, I had gone from 206 lbs. to 136 lbs. I know people who knew me before and after probably find it hard to believe. But yes, I did weigh 206 lbs. Let me see if I can find the picture easily.

I was using food to pacify my sadness when my son was in foster care. I knew I was exceeding the limits. You have to eat A LOT to get overweight. I was eating foot-long Philly Cheese-Steaks EVERY DAY! I KNEW I WAS DOING TOO MUCH. But I was self-destructive. I also thought it would be easy to lose. (It wasn’t. I used to exercise after I decided I had gotten big enough. But it was all in vain.) So, I ate and ate. Food can be something like a drug. If you are in a fragile state, it can be dangerous. Eating makes you feel better. And it doesn’t have any stigma attached to it like drugs and alcohol have. Even now, when I get upset about something, often I find myself looking in the refrigerator for something to make me feel better.

But if you are overweight for any reason, Sisters, please cultivate and practice some self-control. Start eating one meal a day. It is better for your health, your beauty and your longevity. Our bodies were not made to eat three meals a day. That practice only began with the making of the devil Caucasian race. They were made to cut short our lives and for the last 6,000 years (the length of time they have been on our planet) they have done so.

It takes 24-36 hours to digest one meal. If you add another meal on to the one that is in the process of digesting, you overtax your stomach, it will wear out before time and that will be the end. You cannot replace stomachs. So be kind to your digestive system. Let it do its job of digesting food for you properly. Then give it time to rest before asking it to work again.

You will look and feel better and lengthen your life.

Ask your husbands to invest in SLACKER PREMIUM. And make a Will Downing station.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpHOyN8y8wE

You might wanna invest in some zoccolis too.