To the tune of “RED RIVER VALLEY” except the Bridge, not sure how the RRV bridge goes, but if you have any inkling of how a song goes, you’ll be able to carry it… إن شاء الله

 

This goes out to all the Brothers who wonder why I’m not interested;
Also your sisters, who try to set me up with you…

I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HA-AVE.

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE “FI-INE AS WINE…”

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE DRIPPING WITH SAU-AUCE.”

IF YOU WANT ME… YOU MUST BE F.O.I.

(verse 2)

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE POPE OF THE VATICAN…

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE P.O.T.U.SSSSSSS.

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE CEO OF THE FORTUNE 500

IF YOU’RE NOT F.O.I. I DON’T CARE

(bridge)

F.O.I., F.O.I.

M.G.T. CAN ONLY MARRY F.O.I.

THERE’S A LITTLE BOOK CALLED MESSAGE TO THE BLACKMAN

READ IT, BELIEVE IT AND PRACTICE IT 

SO YOU CAN BE F.O.I.!!!

Okay, so apparently the person who wrote this song about the Louisiana River Valley, did not know that every Music songwriting class insists that every song has a bridge.

So, I did him/her a favor and at least gave it a tune…

Fill in with my lyrics… 🙂