بسم الله الرحمان الرحيم
السلام علايكم و رحمة الله و بركت
FROM THE MESSENGER:
FROM THE EDITOR:
And they claim Palestine (Hamas) started the war. 
It is unimaginable the height of evil these devils are capable of.
You can see the area that was given to Israel from Palestinian land in 1947.
Brokered by The United Nations.
They have been steadily encroaching on Palestinian soil ever since.
Then steps in her little Brother talking about “Peace Talks”
What is there to talk about?
They talked in 1947
Now get off our land.
PLEASE REMEMBER, BELOVED ASIATIC BLACK MUSLIMAHS, THIS IS A BLOGAZINE: MEANING IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE FLIPPED THROUGH 🙂 IN YOUR HANDS – HARDCOPY! BABY!
GO TO KINKO’S OR YOUR LIBRARY OR YOUR OWN PERSONAL PRINTER AND PRINT IT OUT. 🙂 🙂 🙂
IN FULL COLOUR
OF COURSE, DOUBLE-SIDED
BOUND ON THINLY PLASTIC PLATED STOCK PAPER
***THE MUSLIM PROGRAM ON THE BACK COVER*** (EXTREMELY IMPORTANT)
T-MOBILE ONCE HAD A CAMERA THAT PRINTED VIDEOS! I KNOW IT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE
BUT IT WAS LIKE A POLAROID VIDEO
THAT IS WHAT LED ME TO THIS IDEA.
I HAVE ACCEPTED THAT MUSIC IS INEXTRICABLE A PART OF MY LIFE
THUS A PART OF EVERYTHING I DO – INCLUDING THIS BLOGAZINE
IDEALLY, ONE DAY, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO PRINT THIS OUT AND PRESS PLAY ON THE VIDEOS!!!
WHILE YOU FLIP.
I’M WORKING ON IT.
YOU JUST NEED VIDEO PAPER… LIKE THOSE POLAROIDS. DOUBLE-SIDED.
I HAVE BILL GATES CALIBER IDEAS.
AND T-MO IS DEFINITELY THE TEAM TO BRING IT TO YOU!
LET’S GET IT!!!
UMI ❤ ❤ ❤ 🙂
بسم الله الرحمان الرحيم
السلام علايكم و رحمة الله و بركة
امّي
الله اكبر الحمد لله سبحن الله الله اكبر الحمد لله سبحن الله الله اكبر الحمد لله سبحن الله الله اكبر الحمد لله سبحن الله
Also, (cont from yesterday…) when I went to TARGET, I saw the homie LESLIEʻs book again. Because these are not books that I would choose, it usually takes seeing the book a few times before I break down and actually purchase it. But, Leslie! OMG. I knew I was going to have a prob with her book based on the title alone. I bought it anyway just on the strength of my personal experience with her as a regular.
We hung out once and she showed me this bomb beach that I may have never known about bitd. Itʻs like the Hood Beach. Right off The Green Line. The Black Surfers have made that beach their stomping grounds since the devils took over The Inkwell.
Which in my humble opinion, has the BEST SURF!
BETTER THAN MALIBU.
This Hood beach has campfire pits and she had us rolling the whole time. Homegirl, is funny.
I actually had to put her book down for a minute because my stomach was hurting so badly!
LOL! 🤣 🤣 🤣 Fa real tho. I havenʻt had that happen in years.
Reading her book made me laugh to the point where I felt JOY that I havenʻt felt in a long time.
Just made me feel better wholistically.
I needed that because I am a very serious person like ALL MUSLIMS.
Again, I believe her book only made it to the Target on this island because she talked about Roscoeʻs (how I met her) and God.
Her literary contribution is still beautiful however, in spite of the Jesus stuff because her heart is right. Per haps in time she will accept her own.
Her heart is right and exact thatʻs number one.
PLUS she finds JOY in making people laugh!!! To me, that is like the BEST thing someone can do. Making other people laugh? Ohh yes. Comedians have the BEST occupation. And she just does it naturally. Offstage. Onstage.
She just likes making people laugh.
Whenever I meet comedians, I implore them to make people laugh on an elevated level. It is easy to crack on people, but that is extremely offensive to the subject of the joke. Muslim comedians make people laugh based on intelligent subject matter. Akhi Arsenio, used to say “Things that you make you go hmm?” and inspire you to think about things (like current events) from another, usually deeper and insightful, point of view and also in a comedic sense that will make you laugh but the seriousness wonʻt hit you until after youʻve gone home and maybe even slept on it. Chris Rock is good at that.
He wrote the Foreword to Leslieʻs Memoirs.
Her father was military but hated white people.
I still donʻt really understand, but her story is helping me relate to my daughter.
Her story shows how the passage of time can sometimes cause healthy relationships to deteriorate but you have to just accept it as a part of life and keep it moving. Sometimes you can repair the damage and I think it is always best to keep trying, but you canʻt fault yourself if things donʻt work out.
When we hung out, she had us dying talking about her little brother. Her book tells a much different story. Anthropology and Autobiographies are fascinating. I love hearing peopleʻs stories.
I feel so lucky to have been able to spend time with Ukhti Leslie. And having been able to read her book just makes me feel luckier.
To bear witness to the revolutionary changes in life…
I skipped and read the ending (sometimes you have to do that to make sure you wonʻt be disappointed after spending your precious time reading) before I started. And finished it last night.
Very worth the money!
If anyone can reach our Ukhti, please give her the link to this blogazine or just tell her
GOOGLE: HOMEMAKING FOR THE BLACKWOMAN
and read MESSAGE TO THE BLACKMAN.
And be sure to tell her I said:
Thank-you, Leslie, Shukran Jazilan شكران جزيلان for your book. I will add it to my library.
I collect things that make me laugh. 🙂 🙂 :)
As-Salaamu Alaikum wa Rahmatu Allah wa Barakatu!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
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I FINALLY GOT A NEW BOARD! #HELLOKITTY
One kick/push and I can coast for a couple blox… 🙂 ❤ ❤ ❤ ʻn it!!!!
I gotta change the name. They spelled Briʻs name all wrong.
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FOUND SOME MORE COOL SKATE STUFF
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HOW TO ACT
Isnʻt This Beautiful???
Me and Salaam ❤ ❤ ❤ 🙂 (minus the lipstick )
IN CONCLUSION:
The latest in Crazy Christianity…
They are trying to do away with the Old Testament.
When they give away free Bibles, you never get the Old Testament!!!
Many only use The New Testament.
As much as Prophet Jesus (saws) said “As it is written…”
But they donʻt want you to get the idea that you donʻt need him. You can just read the Old Testament, which is what he did!
Even in the New Testament, when he was a boy, he stood up in The Temple and read ISAIAH.
MUSLIMS BELIEVE IN AND READ ALL OF THE SCRIPTURES FROM ALLAH.
Our Beloved Messenger, The Honourable Elijah Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) wrote of a New Book, which I truly believe is the book he wrote.
As-Salaamu ʻAlaikum,
Umi ❤ ❤ ❤ 🙂
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