HOMEMAKING FOR THE BLACKWOMAN BLOGAZINE: PLEASE PRINT IT OUT 🥰 💖 💕

بسم الله الرحمان الرحيم
السلام علايكم و رحمة الله و بركة

As-Salaamu ʻAlaikum!!
Anybody seen the new moon yet? I am pretty sure it was visible last night because that frog was singing again. :/ Lordt. 🐸

But itʻs been raining lately. So clouds… but I LOVE IT!!! I saw a rainbow this morning and it was like the ones in Hello Kitty with the regular clouds (not rain clouds) kinda at the bottom and it was amazing!!! The white clouds and azure skies made the colours so VIBRANT!!!
My phone was dead so I couldnʻt take a photo. Sorry. In Sha Allah, it wonʻt be the last time. 🙂

Also, the last few times I went to make groceries, for some reason, I really was craving some grapes. But I didnʻt actually cop some until this morning. (I know, too much like right, Right?)

So, when I went to check them out I noticed that they were SEEDED!!! I was like OMG! I wanted to break!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

I debated the green; and BLACK grapes are delicious. But they were seedless! 😦
SO MY FAVORITE COLOUR IT WAS!!! AND OH MY GOD!!! SWEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was planting grape seeds my entire walk to school.
(It took me two hours! LOL!!! In Hawaii, the motto is “WHO CARE?”
At least, Iʻm not on “HAWAIIAN TIME!!!!” LOL!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

GRAPES WITH SEEDS!!!!!
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
AND THEY COME FROM CALIFORNIA! SO THAT MEANS YOU CAN GET SOME TOO.
PLANT THEM AND ENJOY YOUR OWN BACKYARD GRAPEVINEYARD
LIKE ALL THROUGH THE BIBLE AND HOLY QURʻAN!!!
BIBLICAL!!!!
DO NOT PRESS THEM THOUGH! 🙂

I heard this beautiful song on the radio and OMG!
Symphonic used to be my fave (LIVE!) but HULA! HARMONY LIKE WHAT!
They really into LOVERʻS ROCK here so cheah
Dig

Bradda 🙂

I have heard this song umpteen times and never heard it until this… ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ #kcijojo
While Iʻm at it. I mentioned a Black Country Singer a while ago….
https://youtu.be/YzjXS-7DXAk?si=towUHcGHdYpg_54j

I am so into jewelry lately. Went to Target just to get a pearl necklace to replace the one when I first got here about two years ago.
You see what happened. (ABOVE) 🙂

LOLOLOL!!!!! I HAD NO IDEA HOW I LOVE PEARLS.
THEY ARE ONE OF MY BIRTHSTONES!!! I LOVE THE OTHER ONE TOO. IN ITS AMETHYST STAGE.

BUT LORDT.
They are really big here too. PEARLS…Being a water gem and whatnot.
I went to this local jewelry store that I have been avoiding, justifiably.

NA HOKU

OMG!!!!!

I only went in to see if they could replace the battery in my watch :/

(Stopped on my birthday time 🙂 )

So, I go in and the salesgirl was SUPERCOOL.
Jewelry store salespeople are ALWAYS SUPERCOOL. Tiffanyʻs salesgirl introduced me to LINDT!!!
Anyway, turns out she SK8S!!!
And her bf SK8S!!!

SO LUCKY.
My daughter told me she was always “the friend.”
Her friend had the bf and she was always the friend. They say DUFF LOL!!!
Well, thatʻs me now! Itʻs cool though.
LIFE, you know.
Gotta switch it up or youʻll start to decay and die.
So now I get to live vicariously…

LOLOLOL ROFL!!!!! 🤣😂😅 ❤ ❤ ❤
I told her she is lucky because it is like impossible for skater girls to find a skater dude.
They always act like, “why are you even here???”
Then play some filthy insulting degrading music to make you leave….
Even if they are feelin you they have to keep up this facade because of the other dudes…. < 3 < 3 < 3 😦
AND I GOTTA WAIT FOR A BLACK MUSLIM ONE!!!! OMG!!!!

Such is the life.

Iʻm probly going to write an “ODE TO MY SKATEBOARD… MY BFF ❤ ❤ <3” LOLOL!!!! 😂🛹

She had just put togeth a board and they were working on it. I went with her to check it.
We had the same grip tape, so you know I had to paint mine. 😏
I am not about to be sporting the same grip tape as someone within such close proximity. Nah.
She and her bf had planned a sesh for after she got off work.
Around the hood…. ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

But cheah prolly gonna spend my whole check on one of those pieces above next month.
I registered for my next class.
PHILOSOPHY 101
Trying to ease myself into the Universe of SCIENCE.
So much push into ART.
Like MAKE US SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.
LEAVE THE SCIENTIFIC MUMBO JUMBO TO THE NERDS.
What you fail to realize is that…
IʻM A NERD TOO!!! 🤓
And I love it.
RECOGNIZE!!!

Me AND wutshername both liked LEE

EVERYTHING BUTCEPT rumours:/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDfpvkC49xc

I LIKE THIS BROTHER

FIFTY YEARS
Iʻma hafta make my own hoodie. No dis to The Rapper Jalil, but I feel like Iʻd be doing a disservice to the culture by sporting a HIP-HOP HOODIE W/ no GRAFF. Real Talk.

STROE –
Tenth Ave. #LP

She was probably BLACK

(ART CLASS 🙂 ARTEMISIA GENTILESCHI – BAROQUE PERIOD 1625
FROM BIBLE STORY OF HEBREW WOMAN (JUDITH ) WHO KILLED ROMAN GENERAL (HOLOFERNES) AND HER HANDMAIDEN
JUDITH – IS ACTUALLY AN EXCLUDED BOOK IN THE BIBLE – REMOVED DURING THE COUNCIL OF NICEA (AD 325), BUT INCLUDED IN THE APOCRYPHYA.
YOU CAN READ IT HERE:

http://www.coptics.info/Bible_Study/Bible/The%20Book%20of%20Judith.pdf !!!

Shout out to everybody who tryin to enhance your knowledge in the devilʻs schools!
WHWHWHWITE SUPREEEEEEMACY!!!!

THIS WEEKʻS CLASS DISCUSSION… :/

The Story*: To sum it up, Holofernes, an Assyrian general, was tasked by the king to destroy Judith’s hometown, the city of Bethulia. Judith, a beautiful widow, charms and befriends Holofernes and is allowed into Holofernes’ tent because of his desire for her. After he gets drunk and passes out, she chops of his head and carries it away in a basket back to Bethulia to prove to her neighbors that the problem is taken care of. Bam! 
*The Book of Judith is a deuterocanonical book, included in the Septuagint and the Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Christian Old Testament of the Bible, but excluded from Jewish texts and assigned by Protestants to the Apocrypha.

Look at the 2 versions of this story by the Renaissance painters Caravaggio and Artemisia Gentileschi. These two representations of the story are remarkably similar, but have many interesting differences. 

Step 1: Find 3 similarities between these 2 paintings and describe, using both CONTENT and FORM. Really examine both paintings and look at the expressions on the subject’s faces, examine their body positions, etc. Look at color, lighting, composition, etc. Describe in detail what you are seeing and  vocabulary you are learning in this class. SUBJECT AND CHARACTERS CANNOT BE USED IN YOUR DESCRIPTION.
Step 2: Find 3 differences between these 2 paintings and describe, using the same criteria in step 1. 

Step 2:Now compare the paintings and indicate which painting you prefer and why you prefer it. 

Write a complete paragraph using at least 6-7 sentences.

Another thing to consider is that Caravaggio was a man, and is regarded as a master Renaissance painter, and Artemisia Gentileschi is one of the few female Renaissance painters who is known in history, and her renown was hard fought. You can find additional information on these 2 significant painters in your reading. 

This is my submission:

بسم الله الرحمان الرحيم

As-Salaamu ʻAlaikum

First, “Bam!” ???!!! I sincerely hope that is not your lame attempt at being cool. And, rather a misunderstanding and misrepresentation of a culture foreign to you.
In doing so you are greatly belittling the events depicted in these paintings illustrating a real life event.
Like OMG
Do you know what it must have taken for her to pull off such a horrific task?
The male artistsʻ painting clearly mirrors your insensitivity to Judithʻs commitment, courage, dedication, pure love and devotion to her people which enabled her to successfully accomplish her mission.
I will not diminute her heroism by attempting to analyze the execution of such poor motives for a painting.  

As-Salaamu ʻAlaikum


 

What do you think?