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بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ ٱلرَّحْمَٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيمِ

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As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Beloved Asiatic Black Akhawaat!!!

How Are You!?!?!?

I pray Allah, you are well and happy and blessed, as I. Al Hamdulillah!!!

I am in such good spirits! All praise is due to Allah. I woke up singing, for the past few days! 🙂

I was like Prince Akeem, but I was reliving the days when we used to sing T.V. theme songs, like Fat Albert, I did a montage when I got to the end, “Na, na, na, gonna have a…”

I like him better as a singer…

Then I belted out

Why I feel like breakin out my tambourine in the library? smh 🙂 Sorry about her skimpy fit! Put on some clothes, J! Jeez…

I also sang, the title of Barry Gordy’s book and I sounded better than expected. That is a really beautiful song. He wrote it about his children and I liked how I felt and sounded. Not as nasal as Jackie but really soft and meaningful.

It was also a slight drizzle. You can’t really call the watering we get rain. Except that atmospheric river we got last month. I WAS IN NEW ORLEANS ON OCEAN AVENUE!!! LOVED IT!!! ❤ ❤ ❤

And there is the new moon!!!

I love reading the Bible; deciphering its secrets is so fascinating! The Children of Isra El, used to celebrate on the coming of the New Moon. I was thrilled to learn the reason why I always get festive around this time! I used to always sing what Brandy referred to as her “Control…” 🙂

But it’s a little risque and please do not watch the video. This one is much better

OMG, why did the young brothers, who play straight ahead at the Farmer’s Market, play some Ellington! Hold your takbirs, I for one, jumped up as soon as the intro to Strayhorn’s “Take the A-Train” began. THRILLED. They’re young so they don’t know as much about jazz as ya girl, but they are getting better, as evidenced by the number.

But when the tenor came in, I rather they had waited until they could swing it! Believe, you do not want to hear a smooth jazz version of anything by Ellington.

This whole album is musical perfection. It’s Ella and the Duke Cote d Ivoire…

They can bop, but swing is like fundamental jazz. I’m older and as much as I love Hip-Hop, I am finding myself slipping into the category of those “JAZZ PURISTS (typified by old white men :/ )” that I have always derided.

My generation (THE HIP-HOP GENERATION) is actually unclassifiable 🙂 We are so cool. But very indescribable and musically bi-polar. LOL This Brother (Hey, Max!) told me he was doing some labwork with Mikah 9 and it was so smooth and mellow and he was digging the vibe, but the next day, when they reunited, Mike was on some hip-hop and Max was lost. He couldn’t dig it.

Me, I’m jazz, hip-hop and even more musically diverse because my MUSICAL “CRACK” is live symphonic orchestral…

On the Promenade, I loved this new angelic sounding Sister (Bri) who was there last Sunday, but not this past Sunday, to my disappointment. When I came in on her set, she was singing a song that has been in my internal playlist on LOOP!

I really feel this geek. I’m geeky to, so I guess…

But I was seven steps to Heaven when Bri went into L.O.V.E. but she smoothed it out! These babies have the love and the desire, the heart, the ear, but just not the ability!!!

Shawn on the tenor, was looking at me trying to swing him, like F.U. to my snapping and tapping… I guess, maybe that’s the neo-swing – SMOOTH. :/

But you know what they say…

I don’t believe I’ve said it here, but I feel this with all my heart ANY MUSICIAN WHO WANTS TO PLAY JAZZ MUST L.I.V.E IN NEW ORLEANS FOR AT LEAST SIX MONTHS OR UNTIL HE/SHE HAS MASTERED THEIR DISTINCT, INIMITABLE AND PERFECT SOUND!!!

I prefer W on the keys!!!! Sorry not sorry. Juslisen

B has it! I LOVE IT!!! He has New Orleans chops! Undeniable!!! He sat out on the Ellington, like out of respect, but I think he would have done him justice. And his cornet is reminiscent of NOLA’s Bolden…

Anyway, I am growing into my fifties and am becoming like, my son. He has this whatever attitude that is contagious and very handy!

So, I’m going to let you in on a little secret…. and get back to Ms. B: *bring it in…*

I have been to jail more times than I can count on both hands, but they still give you that one phone call.

Since I have been estranged from my kith and kin, I always rely on my celebrity connects and this one never fails!

I USE MY ONE PHONE CALL TO CALL…. *DRUM ROLL PLEASE*

Everyone’s favorite doll BARBIE!!!!

Seriously, I’m always out sooner rather than later. She has the hook-up!

Now, if it’s been a few since you’ve called her. Don’t worry. She’s coolio! And her number has not changed.

She’s like old skool emcees! They still have pagers!!! Same number!!! No cap! LOL 🙂

I once found an old organizer (remember those? 🙂 ) and just for kix, I called up this old rapper, me and my friend used to go to the studio and kick it with them and do you know he called me back like, “Yeah, did somebody page Brandon?” LOL I was like, “Boy, if you don’t stop playing with me!” ROFL

I saw on fb that he got a baby mama with they six youngies, so it’s all good I failed the next test! LOL

Rappers do that kinda stuff to check your intellect. It was cool sporting with him for a sec. I found out what it’s like to talk to a Brother with some “brie.” 🙂 Oh, the possibilities!!! I’ll never be the same. 🙂

I ain’t messing with no broke-broke LOL This was my joint… from ye’s debut when I used to mess with him. He’s completed his cipher though. Back to Black! Al Hamdulillah الحمدلله

Anyway, back to Miss B… if you forgot her number, just ask a little girl 🙂 and try not to get gaffled up!

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HELP! THE OTHER CRABS WANT OUT OF THE BARREL TOO!!!

بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ ٱلرَّحْمَٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيمِ

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Ikhwan!

As Black People, we often refer to each other as “crabs in a barrel.”

This metaphor really struck a chord after watching a few videos of the above.

I am not going to post it because it’s negative and I’m not about that…

As someone who, technically, has ascended beyond the limits of the brim, I see both points of view.

I remember, several years ago, when I was still, “itb” 🙂 I ran into a former best friend (Fatima Robinson), who had preceded me out of the barrel.

I was thrilled to see her after watching her climb and successful exodus. However, I was floored when she looked at me with utter disgust and feigned not to know me!

Just yesterday I experienced a similar emotion when a Brother ignored me, after achieving a little ghetto fame…

My point is that some people should realize that not all crabs in the barrel want to pull you back down…

We may not even want you to help us out. We are sincerely happy for you, knowing that eventually, we will meet you on the outside. Just don’t be mean. 🙂

Also, if you are one of the crabs who have helped other crabs out of the barrel, DO NOT HOLD THEM IN CONTEMPT IF THEY DO NOT RETURN THE FAVOUR.

Your reward is with ALLAH.

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum!

Journal…

 بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ ٱلرَّحْمَٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيمِ

I need an F.O.I. – righteous, provider, protector, funny, and something else I can’t remember.

Good with children, maybe…

I refuse to get a phone or anytype of electronic device.

Yesterday I saw andre ben (AGAIN! :/ ) and he played his flute for me, but being without the means to capture it and contain it in a box, made it more special.

Bolden went crazy due to the fact that they wanted to put him in a box.

I’ma see how long i can go.

I know i’m going down the rabbit hole…. as they say

Okay, I remembered! He has to be committed to physical fitness. I mean, like a lifelong commitment!

I am always physically active. Pushing a shopping cart with all my worldly possessions is a physical workout in itself!

BTW, if you skate, don’t if you haven’t leveled up to the new bigger wheels. OMG! I found one and tried it out. I don’t have one now cuz I’m tryna be feminine. But, if I ever backslide…

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It is akin to SURFING!!! Like gliding on air. And, I know. It’s my JIHAD. But Sisters, if you’ve ever drifted on a BMX, you know my struggle.

I saw someone use the word COMMISERATE, in such a wrong context. Sometimes, you have to look up the definition of a word, and when you do, you may be surprised.

I used to use the phrase, “for posterity’s sake” and had no idea that posterity means your children!

Anyway, that’s it, I think. I have a new blog to get to.

But as far as physical exercise activity. It can be cycling, running, hoops, tennis, step-aerobics (lol), weight training, volleyball (beach, preferably), surfing, skating, NO AMERICAN FOOTBALL, which is akin to Greek “wrestling” aka CAVE ACTIVITY, however FUTBOL is perfectly acceptable, water polo, swimming, snowboarding/skiing, &c…

Those are just a few of my favoritos… 🙂

BACK TO SCHOOL

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

There’s a reason why school starts at the end of Summer 🙂

I’ve been reading a lot now that the weather is cooling and the days are shorter.

A great surprise was “Better, Not Bitter” by Brother Yusef. He is Muslim and his story was so touching and eloquently written.

I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.

Another gem is SWEET MIDDLE EAST. A book of recipes for desserts typical of the Levant. The author is not Muslim and I had to make adjustments in a lot of the writing. But as far as learning Arabic words for common desserts, it’s priceless.

For instance, I’m sure you’ve heard of BAKLAVA. In the Arabic Language, the word is Qul wa Sadiq, or something that translates to “EAT AND BE HAPPY.” LOL I personally, don’t eat it because of the pistachios, but it can be made sans nuts.

I also learned that Cardamom, one of my staples, is the second most expensive spice in the world. Trailing only SAFFRON. Which I think is the pistils of an orchid, which would explain it’s costliness. I’ve yet to try it, although I found a store that sells it.

My issue is, WHY IS IT RED, WHEN SAFFRON IS DERIVED FROM THE ARABIC WORD SAFR, WHICH TRANSLATES TO YELLOW.

Needless to say, I’m looking for an orchid with yellow pistils…

I’ve collected a number of amazing quotes from reading:

A smile is the Best Charity!😍

Singing/Smiling/Positivity releases hormones (endorphins such as SERATONIN) that make you healthy and happy and generally just feel good all over! 😘

When you find yourself walking through hell, just keep walking, or better yet, RUN!!!

When you go to Allah walking, He comes to you RUNNING!

UP! YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH WHAT YOU WILL. (Message To The Blackman page 199)

Do more of what makes you happy.

Make each day FUN & EXCITING!!

Count Your Blessings

Brainstorm JUSTICE

IGNORANCE IS NOT BLISS –

ISLAM IS BLISS;

KNOWLEDGE IS BLISS;

REFLECTION IS BLISS!

AS-SALAAMU ‘ALAIKUM

UMMI

Light My Fire

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

yeah, you fine, but what’s behind

your handsome face?

gimme a taste

of what’s in your brain…

I’m afraid if I remain

I’ll be forced to refrain

then you’ll wander…

unconsciously conscious

I’m ‘dumbing down…’

I’ll wonder then

if your handsome face

should be replaced

by a more intriguing intellect?

a handsome face is irrelevant

unless we’re doing facetime

useless in a text…

beauty is not even skin deep

WHAT’S BENEATH THE SURFACE?

and I don’t want or need a lackey

so what else can you offer???

good convos are like heirlooms these days

communication is number one

for this introvert

scarce and pricelessly invaluable

write me a letter in Arabic

send me an Isley Bros. video LIVE

JEWELRY SPEAKS VOLUMES

And Pictures Paint A Thousand Words….

TIANA, THE SLAVE PRINCESS

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

WHY IS TIANA THE ONLY PRINCESS WITH A JOB???

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CINDER-ELLA

SLEEPING BEAUTY

SNOW WHITE

ARIEL

YAZMEEN

BELLE

NONE HAD A JOB BEFORE OR AFTER THEY BECAME OFFICIAL PRINCESSES…

ELSA… SHE GOT OTHER ISSUES…

T IS BLACK, THAT’S ALL… THAT’S WHY!!!

AND!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE NON-EXISTENCE OF A

BLACK PRINCE…

You see Gaston all in her grill? That’s why MUSLIMAHS DO NOT WORK!!! ALL STRANGE MEN… It’s okay at home. You can screen… FILTER!!!

“NOWHERE IN ISLAM DOES IT TEACH THE SISTERS TO GO OUT AND WORK!”

  • ELIJAH MUHAMMAD & OUR SAVIOUR, MASTER FARD MUHAMMAD

Think of the Children

بسم الله الرحمان الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum, Ikhwaan!!!

This is always a difficult topic for me… But With the Help of Allah…

  1. Always allow the Brother to initiate…
  2. Consider, what happens, and I know I’m jumping, but consider what happens AFTER, the wedding, namely, THE HONEYMOON!!! 🙂
  1. You will surrender your rose to your zawji
  2. You will likely, become impregnated with the future of our Nation. Yaaay!!! 🙂

Thus, you will also be tasked with their care, for the rest of your life. Yaaay!!!! They will feel the same way about you… 🙂

Regardless of what happens to your zawji, you will be responsible for yourself and your children, in the unlikely event…

That’s all! 🙂 Back to rainbows, butterflies, dolphins, flowers, honeybees, and hummingbird thoughts…

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WHOLE DRIED MANGOES

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu’ Alaikum!!!

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I accidently dried a whole mango that I had put in with my dates to give them MANGO flavour and accidently ate it. WHY WAS IT BOMB?!?!?!

POTENTIAL BUSINESS IDEA.

IMAGINE THE NOVELTY OF WHOLE DRIED MANGOES!!!

FYI – The skin of mangoes are completely edible. I had a small one and popped the whole thing in my mouth and ate the whole thing. Skin and all. DELISH!!! 🙂

Try it and market it.

Taste similar to but MUCH BETTER than dried plums and healthier than fried snacks.

I think the ones they sell in the store are actually dehydrated because mine was more like raisins and dried plums than the tough sliced mangoes they market.

Organic Dried Mangos Slices

That’s probably why they don’t sell them. I couldn’t find any that say sun-dried online either. If they were, they would have the same texture as mine. LIKE A RAISIN OR A SUN-DRIED PLUM, given the disgusting name. I can’t even…

WHOLE SUN-DRIED MANGOES!!! Somebody, please package and market these!!! They are delicious and would add to the healthy food market. I would do it, but I prefer writing…

When it comes to snacks OF COURSE, FRESH FRUIT IS INDUBITABLY THE BEST but, SUN-DRIED (fruit) IS BETTER THAN FRIED/ROASTED (potatoes, corn, rice, wheat and other grain-based snacks, NO NUTS!!! )

SUN-DRIED IS BETTER THAN FRIED!!! 🙂

1865-2021 STILL 3/5!!! HUMAN RIGHTS FIRST!

بسم الله الرحمان الرحيم

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As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Beloved Ikhwan!!!

I am at the part of Message To The Blackman; Section “Land of Our Own and Qualifications;” Chapter: “The TRUE SOLUTION”

Our Beloved Messenger, The Most Honourable And Humble Elijah Muhammad (May the Peace and the Blessings of Allah Forever Be Upon Him) taught us that before we can achieve Civil Rights, we must first be recognized as HUMAN BEINGS.

According to the United States Constitution which governs the United States, we are still classified as only three-fifths of a Human Being. So, how can three-fifths of a Human Being receive full benefits as a human being?

It is impossible. We cannot receive CIVIL RIGHTS, rights which are granted to citizens (human beings) until we are recognized as Human Beings. Right?

I am undertaking the steps to update our classification as one hundred per cent HUMAN BEINGS, so that we may receive full recognition as human beings and the RIGHTS therein.

Please join me and offer any type of assistance you can. Thank You.

READ MESSAGE TO THE BLACKMAN IN AMERICA, found here, https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BzmzYUZFyTg4NE1DNGhjcWZkQXM/edit?resourcekey=0-_szfH0k0Py6CI3bLeQHi8g

Also, on the first page of this blog.

And, The United States Constitution. We must read for ourselves and connect the dots. Mind you, wherever it reads “people” or “person” IT IS NOT REFERRING TO US. We are not considered people or persons. We are considered only three-fifths of a person. So NONE of it, is guaranteed to you, or me. Including the thirteenth, fourteenth and fifteenth amendments.

“We the People (not the Black People, we are not people according to this document. We are only three-fifths of people. And thus, ineligible for any of the Rights guaranteed in this document) of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.”

The wording is very deceptive.

Article One; Section Two

Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons.

“GUS THE DUDE”

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum!

I FEEL SO PRIVILIGED TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FINALLY HEAR THE LOS ANGELES PHILHARMONIC CONDUCTED BY GUSTAVO DUDAMEL AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL!!!

I went to the Symphony in 2018(?) and have never been the same!

LIVE SYMPHONIES, OPERA, ORCHESTRAL CLASSICAL IS MY CRACK!

I could not miss it. THEY PLAYED AMADEUS MOZART!!! MY FAVE!

I JUST WANTED TO RECORD THIS MOMENT IN HISTORY FOR POSTERITY…

AL HAMDULILLAH!!!

THIS SHOW WAS AT THEIR REGULAR VENUE – THE WALT DISDNEY CONCERT HALL IN DTLA.

LAST NIGHT’S SHOW WAS THE LAST CONCERT OF THE SUMMER “UNDER THE STARS.”