RESOLUTION

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

PROPERTY OF HIP HOP

As-Salaam-Alaikum Dearly Beloved Sisters & Brothers

Another year, and still no A.J.

I can only attribute it to the need for more practice.

I have been acting like I’m married, but still harbor the fear of infidelity.

I have learned to consider the other party as married.

This is working better.

I recently realized that I did “cheat” when I was married. I really think I have split personalities. I have done things that I don’t remember and that seem to have been performed by another person.

I have recalled events that occurred concurrently, while in my recollection didn’t.

So, from now on, EVERYBODY IS MARRIED, except my Zawji.

What do you think?