Superchicken

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum

Last night I was out riding my new bike and I came upon some Sisters who were dressed like hoes. So, I said to the one who looked younger than the other one, “You need to lengthen your skirt!” And I said to the older one, “And YOURS is too tight!”
I remember when I was younger, one of my friends tried to get me to dress slutty and I listened to her (peer pressure can be very influential) so the older sister got real mad and told the younger one to “Come on!” lest I have a positive influence on her, and they walked off.
Next thing I know this white car rolls up and they’re in it. The driver must’ve been their leader because she’s cussin and talking about “Is that her? She better keep moving” Or something like that.
Well, I was looking at a menu outside this restaurant and didn’t like the intrusion. She thought she could scare me into leaving. The girl with the tight clothes was riding shotgun. She said something but didn’t get out the car, which was good because I was thinking I could fight the one getting out the car (who was also dressed like a slut) but I did not want to get jumped. So, naturally I was kinda scared but Muslims are taught never to show emotion. We also never run from a fight.
So she gets out the car talking all this you-know-what cussing me out talking about I better leave. I just maddogged her. You know I’m from Bompton. And stood right there.
Then she walks around the car towards me like she’s about to bomb on me but took one look at me and tried to play it off by checking out her tires instead. LOL I turned back to the menu and she got back in her car and broke.  I ain’t no joke!

2 thoughts on “Superchicken

  1. U see an have a lot to say . Are u a parent. I know there are a some so call people’s gone a stray beening a Muslin dose not put fear in others but it can get u killed. Coming from Chicago

    1. As-Salaam-Alaikum J!

      As a matter of fact I have a son as you can see in the picture. And yes, some people do go astray but there is nothing unforgiveable except rejection of Allah. Also, as you can see from the incident I just related, Islam DOES put fear in others as a Muslim’s prayer, sacrifice, life and death are all for Allah.

      Thank-you for your comment.
      As-Salaam-Alaikum
      Your Sister,
      ~ Love Allah ❤

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