بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Ma Bebies

So, I didn’t go to the Masjidun yesterday.

I went to see about making an appointment to get my tooth fixed.

And ended up riding Lulu to Lake Pontchartrain.

And OMG! Why was that the BEST decision I could have made in my life?

I DIDN’T REALIZE IT UNTIL JUST NOW

BUT YESTERDAY WAS ZAWJI’S DAY, THE 22ND

AND

HOLY TUESDAY

AND I HAD A GREAT TIME!!!

There was hardly anybody there and once those few people left

The birds and butterflies came out and just made

EVERYTHING

BEAUTIFUL!!!

Pelicans are dope.

They have long, skinny necks and long skinny beaks

Which really distinguish them from the seagulls and other birds.

I even saw a HAWK!

Which really wouldn’t be a big deal (well kinda) in L.A.

I used to see them EVERY DAY IN L.A.

But I think this was the first one I’ve seen in NOTLA, I mean NOLA 😉

And it flew right over my head, which was a first for me.

Every time I saw them in L.A. they were flying in the other direction.

Hakim said he saw one fly right over his head in L.A. tho.

Yesterday, the fish would jump up out of the water occasionally which was pretty dope.

I still wanna go fishing.

But in a boat.

I saw Dushawn fishing by the bank and I was like,

“Seriously, why not just give up?”

But The Holy Qur’an warns us that

“They will not stop in their attempt to return you to their dirty religion.”

But it also says in 2:256 that when you grab ahold to The Divine Supreme Wisdom Teachings of Our Beloved Messenger (Peace Be Upon Him), you grab ahold to
“THE FIRMEST HANDLE THAT WILL NOT BREAK OFF!” 

That made me cement my decision that I want to go fishing in a boat.
Fishing by the bank is janky.

It doesn’t have to be a yacht or even a sailboat.

I would prefer a rowboat.

So, I can watch you use your strength.
(I’m not rowing, Bubba, get that out of your head. I’ll sit with my white parasol and bring the food)

In some area surrounded by trees, flora and fauna.

So, my phone is tripping and the BEST way to get in touch with me is

FACEBOOK MESSENGER

CLICK HERE

AND ADD ME! 😀

So, I got some good rest out there listening to sound of the waves.

There is nothing like the sound of water to relax you.

In Arabic, it’s HADIRA هديرة.

Being homeless, it’s hard to get a good night’s rest.

So, I am very grateful.

I stayed out there just about all day.

And as I was leaving,

I saw a coupla Sisters

Who were meeting up with a coupla Brothers

So, I approached the Brothers to give them my website

And one of them talm bout,

“What are you supposed to be, LITTLE ‘PINK’ RIDING HOOD?”

I thought that was cute, with my cloak and pink garment and PINK bike “LULU”.

I think he wanted to talk to me but I’m taken.

And the two girls were little me’s.

So, I left him in good hands.

He said it looks like I sell cookies.

I told him actually I do sell cookies.

Now, I’m wondering if he had seen me selling cookies….

I wanna put that emoji with the hand on the chin looking like he’s thinking

But I’m not on my phone.

Maybe later, In sha Allah

But you’ve seen it before…

So, riding back was so STRENUOUS!

I had to take several breaks because I took the scenic route

Through City Park

And

I found out where they play Tennis.

Zawji plays Tennis and me and Hakim used to play at Ted Watkins in WATTS

But it cost $12 just to get a court!!!

They really try to exclude Niggers.

It was free at Ted Watkins and there are several other parks in L.A.

Where you can play for free

But I don’t know of any in NOLA.

And this was CITY PARK!!!

I saw one car with Black People in it and

I think the little girl, who yelled out to me through the car window,

Was happy to see me too.

“Hey Lil Sister! It’s OUR TIME!”

Came up on ANOTHER neighborhood

I had never seen or heard of before.

The devils know how to hide the good stuff from us Niggers.

You always hear about Metarie or Kenner or Algiers or Chalmette,

But I have NEVER heard of LAKEVIEW!

Those devils were looking at me like,

“Who’s that NEW NIGGER?” 

But I LOVE going places where devils don’t want us.

I’m like,

“Whatup devils? There’s a NEW RULER in town!

YOUR TIME ON OUR PLANET IS UP!!!”

So, me an Lulu rode all through their neighborhood, checking out their bomb houses,

I went to some little convenience store and saw a Brother,

But he looked like he was married to a devil.

The other two Black people I saw were employees.

And they were not happy to see me

Because they know

I’m about to throw a wrench in their machinery.

So, the Canal Streetcar stops RIGHT before you get to this affluent neighborhood

And I saw all the “employees” sitting at the station.

There’s a bus though.

But if it’s anything like the other buses in New Orleans,

You’ll be sitting at the bus stop for an hour before one shows up.

Which is why I’m so grateful I have Lulu.

The only thing is, I hate people knowing where I am,

So, I park her around the corner,

So, I can maintain my anonymity.

So, when I did finally make it back to

THE PRINCESS PAVILLION,

The owners had locked the gate.

I guess they were mad because I had broken a window trying to get in.

But Allah is Ar Razzaq – The Best Provider –

And it wasn’t long before I found another spot,

Which is even better than

THE PRINCESS PAVILLION

Because it’s closer to everything.

It’s under a house again,

But I can still go to the Masjidun,

FOR NOW 

AND CLEAN UP

Even though the Imam is a HYPOCRITE!!!

BUT I’VE BEEN DEALING WITH THEM FOR TEN YEARS

SO, I KNOW THEIR M.O.

HE SAID HE’D BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT ME AT THE MASJID
THAN HE WOULD BE IF I WAS OUT ON THE STREET!

HOW HYPOCRITICAL IS THAT?

HE EVEN ADMITTED THAT IF I’M OUT ON THE STREET
I WOULDN’T BE HIS RESPONSIBILITY.

HE JUST DOESN’T WANT TO LOOK OUT FOR A MUSLIMAH

AND

HE’S

THE

IMAM!!!

Allah Will Judge Him Accordingly!!!

As He Judges Me Accordingly, And Blesses Me Left And Right!!!

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!