بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Ma Bebies!

I never had a bf or husband that I didn’t think about cheating on except Zawji

In fact,

I

ALWAYS

HAD

TWO

BOYFRIENDS

I never had sex with two boyfriends

I mean when I had two boyfriends

I wasn’t having sex.

YET

❤ ❤ ❤

Nobody made me happy enough

TO

KEEP

ME

FROM

WANDERING

BUT

When I was with Zawji

THE

THOUGHT

NEVER

EVER

OCCURRED

TO

ME

I didn’t even notice other men or boys at that time

I don’t ever recall ever even thinking anybody was cute

While I was with him.

Today, when I’m attracted to someone

IT’S

Always because they remind me of him

Somehow

I am not always able to pinpoint how

BUT

They do.

They make me think of him in some way

It could be their bald head

Nubian physique

Maybe their name is Jamal

Mannerisms

I love the way he walks.

NOBODY

Walks like my

ZAWJI

I can tell him a mile away

He just makes me feel a certain way

Nobody ever captured my heart

LIKE

HIM

I wasn’t aware of it at the time

BUT

NOW

I know I

WAS

NEVER

SATISFIED

BECAUSE

I

WAS

LOOKING

FOR

HIM

It’s sad because nobody was good enough for me

NOBODY

I remember one of my boyfriends found out about the other one

AND

HE

MADE

ME

CALL

HIM

WHILE

HE

WAS

ON

THE

PHONE

(Remember 3-way? LOL)

And break up with him.

So, I called another guy

AND

Told him to act like he was my boyfriend

AND

I

BROKE

UP

WITH

HIM

!!!

But I had to learn

HOW

TO

NOT

GET

DISTRACTED

WHEN

HE’S

NOT

AROUND

But that’s because I’m just a girl.

We are not as focused as men.

Which is why The Holy Qur’an requires

TWO WOMEN

To stand as witnesses

In place of

ONE MAN.

It is what it is.

BUT

IF

WOMEN

WERE

EQUAL

WITH

MEN

We wouldn’t need them

Then the Nation would die out

Because men would not be able to reproduce

WE

HAVE

TO

BE

WEAKER

SO

We would need you

To Provide For Us

AND

Protect Us

AND

The Children We Bear For You

SO

I

SEARCHED

AND

SEARCHED

AND

SEARCHED

AND

SEARCHED

AND

SEARCHED

AND

SEARCHED

AND

SEARCHED

BUT

Couldn’t Find Anyone To Do Me Right

No one was faithful

SO

I decided if I’m going to be cheated on

IT

MAY

AS

WELL

BE

BY

THE

MAN

I’VE

LOVED

ALL

MY

LIFE

BUT, IRONICALLY

HE’S

THE

ONLY

MAN

WHO

NEVER

DID

❤ ❤ ❤

He’s ready for me to come back to L.A.

NOW

I guess I’m ready too.

I think Second-Line Season is over

He wanted me to experience

Where he comes from

His family anyway.

I dig it.

BUT

ANYWHERE

HE

IS

NOT

IS

NOT

WHERE

I

WANNA

BE

.

(Puffy Woods LOL)

❤ ❤ ❤

This is how Zawji feels about me

Ask him

❤ ❤ ❤

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

Q is all in
Anybody know how to get in touch with him?
THIS
IS
MY
KINDA
ARRANGEMENT

I need one of these

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Ma Beautiful Asiatic Black New Orleanians,

Whenever the time really comes for me to leave somewhere,

It can get very emotional.

I cry

AND

Everybody gets mad at me for leaving.

They block my number

Or

Just tell me they don’t want to talk to me anymore.

I miss my little Sisters the most

Mrs. Tyler

Mrs. Dreamer

Mrs. Jessica

Ms. Keke

Ms. Kimora

Ms. Kalilah

Ms. Jada

Li’l Mama Jamayah 😉 ❤

❤ ❤ ❤

One day, In Sha Allah

(You and your little Sisters should be able to read this, Ms. KeAsia)

You will all know (except you, Mrs. Tyler 😀 ) who the other half of your SOUL is.

Then I know you will understand.

❤ ❤ ❤

I don’t even know when I’m leaving

BUT

ALLAH

TOLD

ME

THIS

TIME

SO

I

AM

SURE

❤ ❤ ❤

Broderick, Thank-you for everything.

If any man deserves a child in this world

IT’S

YOU

(This reads “In Sha Allah” in Arabic. It means, “If it is the Will of Allah”)

Allah Will Bless You With A Pious WIFE

WHO

WILL

BEAR

YOU

A

HOUSEFULL

OF

BEAUTIFUL

BLACK

CHILDREN

❤ ❤ ❤

FIND SOME WAY TO SUPPORT THEM
WITHOUT
WORKING
FOR
THE
DEVIL

YOU KNOW HOW YOU ARE

❤ ❤ ❤

I guess I’m going to have to be content with the Saturday Jazz Workshop in Leimert

BECAUSE

I Can’t Take The Playhouse With Me

BUT

DANG

I

KNOW

THEY’RE

GOING

TO

BE

IN

THERE

STILL

TRYING

TO

TEACH

DEVILS

!!!!!!!

Sellouts!!!

AND

I

KNOW

THERE’S

GOING

TO

COME

A

WEEKDAY

WHEN

I

WANNA

HEAR

SOME

LIVE

JAZZ

*snaps fingers!*

THANK ALLAH FOR ROSCOE’S!!!

I won’t be able to go outside and buy a $4 rose

BUT

I’M

GOING

BACK

TO

CALI

And They’re EVERYWHERE

❤ ❤ ❤

I’m going to miss 59.1 per cent

BLACK PEOPLE

BUT

MY

ZAWJI

LOVES

L.A.

for some reason

❤ ❤ ❤

But I know

HE

CAN

TALK

LIKE

YOU

GUYS

WHEN I NEED TO HEAR IT

❤ ❤ ❤

But The Sisters…

I love how sweet you sound

Stop working.

I don’t like to see you so angry

AND

Depressed

AND

YOU

DON’T

EVEN

KNOW

WHY

STOP GRINDING

Get on the county or Social Security

AND

Stop being greedy

AND

SUBMIT

These Brothers outchere are PAID

BUT

They’re spending it on BIG TOYS

AND

PARTIES

Submit, Quit Your Jobs, Stop whoring,

LET THEM TAKE CARE OF YOU

THEY WANT TO

But you won’t submit

There are good Brothers outchere

Good Sisters too

ACCEPT YOUR OWN

AND

BE YOURSELF

RIGHTEOUS MUSLIMS

AND

Hook Up

LOVE EACH OTHER

AND

SHUN THE DEVILS

I can’t overstate they are all devils

ALL

OF

THEM

❤ ❤ ❤

(Um, Mr. Henry, Dear Sir, YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID, “WHAT UP, BLOOD?”)
(It RHYMES!)

To My Muslim Family in The Crescent City

FARRAKHANERS

YOUR CEASE FIRE MOVEMENT
IS
DYING
BECAUSE
YOU
FAILED
TO
PUT
THE
MESSENGER (PBUH)
OUT
FRONT

SUNNIS

YOU NEED TO SEPARATE
THE SISTERS
YOU
HAVE
THE
UPSTAIRS
USE
IT

STOP
BEHAVING
LIKE
THE
KAFIRUN

AND
TREAT
YOUR
SISTERS
WITH
DECENCY AND INTELLIGENCE

IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT
IF
ALL
YOU
HAD
WAS
THAT
ONE
ROOM

BUT
YOU
KNOW
BETTER
OR
USED
TO

YOU FORMER FOI AND MGT
ARE
SETTING
A
HORRIBLE
EXAMPLE
FOR
YOUR
CHILDREN

BROTHER “ABDUL” AHMAD
I
SEE
HOW
MUCH
YOU
LOVE
ALLAH

BUT LIKE MOST PEOPLE
BORN AFTER THE
MESSENGER
(MAY THE PEACE AND THE BLESSINGS OF ALLAH FOREVER BE UPON HIM)
YOU
GOT
DILUTED
MIXED
AND
TAMPERED WITH
ISLAM

I KNOW YOU ARE AN EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT BROTHER
READ
THIS
AND
PRACTICE
IT

AND
THIS

CLICK ON THE BOOK COVERS!!

(I know you call them “Weenies” but that sounds nasty. And “DREAMY Weenies?” And two Blackmen own it? Behbeh!)

“EVEN TO the bread – they change it and they teach us that corn bread is good for us to eat. We can eat it if we have no other bread, but it is not good for us. If you eat corn bread you will wear your stomach out. It is too coarse for the stomach. They take the wheat flour and they ruin it by adding to it that which is not wheat. So do not look forward to their table for health food, they do not have it.

“LOOK at their advertisement of ‘hot dogs’. For a man to hear that some food is named hot dogs, he would not want to eat it. The dog is a very filthy animal for one to name a food after. I do not see how in the world the public gets the idea to buy a food that goes under such a name as the filthy dog.

“HOT DOGS – it is a very cheap food. It is made mostly of scrap beef – something that would not sell if the buyer or the consumer saw it before he bought it made into that fashion. Dog food! Hot dog – just think they buy this all over the world under that name.

“THE most intelligent and delicate eater would not even buy a food that had such a name as ‘hot dog’. They have certainly made fools of us. If the food is not dog, then why name it dog?

“WHY could not this food be named something that has a better meaning than to give it the name of the filthy dog, – hot dog?

“I have worked in packing houses years ago and I have seen how these things, the hot dog, was made. I do not eat hot dogs myself. But after it is spiced up to taste good – and it is a little tasty – but that does not mean that it is some fine beef flesh. No, that is not choice beef that the hot dog is made of.

“WE CANNOT live eating any such food as that which is thrown on the market by the Christian world. They advertise that which Allah (God) Has already Cursed from the beginning and they make us to eat the curse of Allah (God).

“HOW TO EAT TO LIVE. Eat that food that Allah (God) Has Prescribed for us. Even take little simple things such as beans. Allah (God) says that the little navy bean will make you live, just eat them. He Said to me that even milk and bread would make us live. Just eat bread and milk – it is the best food. He Said that a diet of navy beans would give us a life span of one hundred and forty (140) years. Yet we cannot live one-half (½) that length of time eating everything that the Christian table has set for us.

“VERY few Christians, even doctors, live eighty to ninety (80-90) years – not to think of living over one hundred (100) years. And they think they have lived for a long time if they reach a life span of eighty of ninety years. He has not been here long enough to know what life is.

“NOAH and Methuselah lived almost into a thousand years, but we cannot live one-tenth (1/10) that time (100 years), because we eat the wrong food.

“THE nature of this world (white man) was not to give and prolong our life; it is their nature to shorten our life, and they have done a good job of it. To destroy life is their very nature.

“HOW TO EAT TO LIVE – eat simple food. Do not be reaching for all different kinds of food for they were prepared by the man who wants to commercialize on what you eat. They are interested in commerce. They eat the scavengers of the sea and the scavengers of the earth – reptiles and what not. They have no sense of choice – they will eat anything.

“TRY and resort to what you find in this book and EAT TO LIVE.”

(Change The Name and maybe all those fags won’t be up in there!)
(They’re the ONLY NEW ORLENIANS who eat there!!!)

❤ ❤ ❤

I KNOW why Zawji loves L.A.

(Why the girls gotta be HALF-Black, Brother?)
(Man up and take us full strength!)
(BLACK GIRLS are the BEST!!!)

THE WEATHER

I miss it too.

Even when it’s sunny out here

It’s not “L.A. SUNNY”

It’s NOT “GOLDEN”

❤ ❤ ❤

Where are you Keyvin?

You made me feel like a woman

Like I’m desirable

I think Brothers

Feel like they have to hide how much they’re attracted to me

Could be the Islam

Which is ALWAYS good

BUT

Nothing is better

THAN

FEELING

WANTED

I was feeling like too “Brainy”

MAYBE

WITH

MODESTY

IN

OVerDrIvE

But you reminded me of what’s really important

To A Man

All You REALLY Care About Is the Skins

I care about intelligence

And usefulness

BUT

ALL

THAT

Is extra

It’s important too

THOUGH

Because eating and clothes

ARE necessities

Just like sex

BUT

Within the Boundaries
OF

MARRIAGE

SO

Thank-you

(What happened to MAMA SMURF? I mean, who’s gonna teach Smurfette how to SEW and COOK and CLEAN and take care of Hefty’s Babies? But she would probably be better off with Brainy, since he’s going to be the next leader. Yeah, he has the same deep thoughts and is as agile as Papa, he just has to grow into a SMURF. LOL I do like his voice tho!  😛 )

❤ ❤ ❤

I heard Mr. Miller moved to L.A.

BUT

I

JUST

READ

AN

ARTICLE

About a program for boys he started in NOLA

With one of the Pelicans Assistant Coaches

(I was there when they filmed this video but all them people up in there and I couldn’t get inside SMH It had to be the company cuz I get in Er’wherr)

SO

MAYBE

WE

CAN

BE

Bi-Coastal

Cuz

I

KNOW

I

CAN’T

STAY

IN

LA

(Los Angeles)

WITHOUT

COMING

COMING

BACK

BACK

TO

NOLA

❤ ❤ ❤

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(Sounds like he just came from NOLA   )

NOLA needs to step up their Black Community Resources

ASHE and every other Black Community Program

IS

RUN

BY

DEVILS

They’re stifling you.

Where is your BUSINESS CENTER?

Granted, the Black Business Centers in

L.A.

ATL

and

NYC

Are Run By Muslims

SO

STEP IT UP!!!

❤ ❤ ❤

Zawji Told Me

HE

LIFTED

THE

ROOTS

He’s never told me that before

So, as much as I don’t want to go

This Time

I think I’m really going

I’m still waiting on that e-mail

❤ ❤ ❤

Brother Keith

Send me some GRITS!!!

Make it NEW ORLEANS HOT LIKE THIS

I have loved this song all my life

❤ ❤ ❤

S’Wonderful To Finally

KNOW WHY

❤ ❤ ❤

Mr. Henry, Sir

You need to do like Brother Percy

And Come To L.A.

And

Make Some Videos

And Bring Your Father

SO

HE

CAN

TEACH

US

HOW

TO

LAPEITAH

❤ ❤ ❤

I know where I’m going as SOON

AS

I

ALIGHT

(Time to get Zawji  FIRED AGAIN 😛 )

❤ ❤ ❤

I’ll be glad to see convertibles again.

I’ve only seen

ONE

convertible

SINCE

I

CAME

DOWN

SOUTH

It was in Atlanta.

I asked him why don’t they take the top down

He said,

“It’s too hot!”

Brother Tremaine

I’ll NEVER FORGET Your Name

Or Your Beautiful Voice

Don’t Be Surprised If I Come Up To Walmart

JUST

TO

SEE

YOU

And hear you talk

You have the BEST ACCENT I’ve ever heard.
THANK-YOU
FOR
STANDING
RIGHT
NEXT
TO
ME
While You And Homeboy
WERE
TALKING
‘BOUT
NOTHING.

6th

❤ ❤ ❤

Jada and all my other Bebies
Stop wearing false eyelashes
BEAUTY NATURAL

Remember the dance? LOL