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WEDNESDAY

MARCH 1, 2017

10:00 A.M.A.D.-JAMAL

NEW ORLEANS

AS-SALAAMU ‘ALAIKUM BELOVED BLACK BEBIES!!!!

HAPPY FAT WEDNESDAY 😛

LOL

It’s probably something like Mierco Gras.

I had a wonderful first Mardi Gras

2017

I got engaged to a Muslim Brother named T.J.

I told him my name was T too.

Everybody in our family’s name was  T.something

Mine was T.S.

The you-know-what

LOL

He looked just like Zawji

And you should see the ring!

I’ma see if I can find it on Google

BRB

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He showed me the band too.

I’d never seen platinum jewelry in real life as far as I know.

The diamond was unlike any I had ever seen in my life.

And I’ve seen A LOT of diamonds.

It was indescribable.

I’m sure it was the cut.

It looked dark

BUT

Had the rainbows like when I saw Slick Rick.

When the light hit it.

The picture does not show how beautiful it really was.

Platinum is indescribable too.

It was like solid mercury.

But I still prefer yellow gold.

I like yellow.

SO

I just showed them Zawji’s picture.

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Not this one.

The one where he’s clean cut.

No beard and his chef’s uniform.

But without that scary knife.

Let me find it.

BRB

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His cousin tried to beat me to see if I was tough enough to be with him.

I beat her up

When he told her I was his fiancee’

LOL

He was so fine

AND

He likes pineapples

LIKE

ME.

Ibni can’t eat pineapples.

They make him throw up.

It’s so crazy.

With Binti, I could buy anything I liked and we both could eat it.

But Ibni comes along with his own tastes and it was like I was buying for two.

Boyz…

I found out the Zulus are gay.

All those secret societies are based on masonry (the devil’s Islam) so you know they cannot be right.

It’s time for them to be destroyed.

So when I found out the homie was a Zulu and he tossed me a Zulu ball tryna cuff ya gurl

I threw that mf in the basketball hoop

And cracked it open.

I was hoping something was in it.

But it was EMPTY!!!

I felt like he gave me his heart and I broke it open and it was EMPTY!!!

Precognitive Intuition

Like symbolically telling me

If I married him or believed that he really loved me

I would have come up

What???

EMPTY!!!

I knew those Zulus were gay when the King and Queen rode on separate floats.

The King and Queen are supposed to be TOGETHER

AND

Let the children ride on floats behind them.

This makes sense.

But they’re nothing but a perverted branch of masonry or illuminati like the rest of them.

*) *) *) *) *) *) *)

I SAW SOME INDIANS TOO!!!!!!!

That was crazy because when T.J. left with his cousin

I left too

The parade had gotten out of hand.

I had heard there were devils in the Zulu Social and Pleasure Club

BUT

I didn’t want to believe it.

I saw one

AND

Still didn’t want to believe it.

Then when T.J. left

There was a whole float of them.

When will we learn that all devils do is make mockery of us?

They had on blackface like the zulus, but they had on afro wigs

AND

Nobody acted offended but me and T.J.

We left.

It was insulting.

We separated.

And I got to see what Black Mardi Gras is all about.

It’s just another holiday.

A day when the slavemaster said the slaves didn’t have to work.

So we barbecue pork and get drunk and fight

Like they want us too.

But at least the Black Mardi Gras isn’t full of debauchery like the devils.

Except for my fight with T.J.’s cousin

It was very civilized.

I didn’t see ANY other fights.

AND

I was told there are ALWAYS fights.

Me and T.J. were in the children’s section.

I was surrounded by children (under 13)

And I wondered where the teenagers were.

I thought if we had had teenagers with us,

We could let them walk around like teenagers do

And come back to home base whenever they felt like it

Like teenagers do.

I had fun with the babies

And T.J.’s cuzzins.

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

I walked around the corner to Lafitte park

AND

Found some purple, gold and green roses that somebody didn’t have enough time to put together and decorate their float with and I saw an adorable little angel and thought it would be fun to put them together and decorate the park with them.

SO

That’s what we did.

She told me I was her friend and offered me some chow.

But Allah Told Me To Fast Until The Festivities Were Over.

SO

I took her to the playground but she didn’t ask her Paw-Paw nor her Maw-Maw if she could go.

So her cousin came and reprimanded her (as he should) for walking off with a stranger (to them).

SO

I went on to the playground

AND

MET

ANOTHER

LITTLE

ANGEL

Named EGYPT

And we played with the Zulu Ball (what was left of it 😛 )

I wanted her to throw it through the hoop

BUT

Egypt  just wanted to throw it.

She was little and a girl

SO

I just let her do her thing.

She threw it like a frisbee.

She offered me some pizza

BUT

I told her I was fasting.

I know if I had eaten some food there

I would have gotten ensnared into the debauchery.

In The Holy Qur’an Sharrieff

Allah WARNS Us

That this world’s life is

Naught but a sport and a play

Full of eating and drinking in darkness.

So Muslims fast to get out of it (Revelation 18:4)

*) *)  *) *) *)

The teenagers were at the playground

As they should be.

There was a couple that reminded me of Zawji and me.

He kissed her and turned her into a zombie

LOL

She stood there for about five minutes in a daze

WHILE

HE

PLAYED

BASKETBALL.

I laughed because I could relate.

Zawji can kiss me

AND

I forget my own name

!!!!

It was so funny.

They were dressed alike.

There was a little drama going on with her friend.

Her boyfriend wasn’t there at first.

He came later with a Mardi Gras shirt on.

He was the only one dressed in Mardi Gras attire.

AND

This other teenage Brother was trying to take her from him

BUT

He wouldn’t let him.

THEY

EVEN

BEAT

HIM

UP

!!!!

But it just made their love stronger.

The Brother who made their love stronger had a little Brother.

I liked him.

He taught me how to “hit the quan”

Ibni tried to teach me before

But you have to have the music

WELL

At least IDo

I found out I like to hit the quan and then Nae Nae

I don’t really whip my hair maybe my headpiece

I also like to “dab” on ’em

But I use a hanky or a hand towel (white) preferably one used by some emcee that still has his smell on it. 😛

So after the girls left

I played with this little bad boy named Tavares like all little bad boys

I saw his twin.

He took her hula hoop

And then my twin told his mother.

They were so cute together.

She was him but with hair.

His shirt read “Legend in the Making”

He played football, not basketball yet,

BUT

He watched his little Brothers a little

Then we played frisbee

Till his mother came back.

He showed me an ant colony

And I picked up some Chee-tos to feed to the fish in Armstrong Park.

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

We were right next to an Indian Hideout

They almost showed me their step.

BUT

This devil was there ruining everything.

I just igged her.

But D.J. Lou(is) was off the hook.

I was running after a ball and my pants-skirt started falling off

AND

I ALMOST TRIPPED AND FELL

BUT

He changed the music to Second Line

SO

I just played it off like I was doing some footwork

LOL

Thank-you Pops.

I had a good time playing basketball to the music.

He started playing Michael Jackson

I know I told you,

BUT

New Orleanians play A LOT of Michael Jackson

BUT

This time it was a party and I got to dance

And the Sister and her boyfriend sat and watched me whip

AND

Finally snuck off.

I’m happy they worked it out.

They got it like the other couple.

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

SO

While the Indians were trying to decide which one of them was going to take me home

I snuck off

AND

Pushed To The Hideout.

😛

Zawji Took Me Home

And Gave Me A Stuffed Animal

A little Penguin Named Sam.

She’s a girl and plays the piano.

Her catch phrase is

“I smell a Froot Loop”

Because when I first saw her I thought she was a Toucan

AND

SHE

TOLD

ME

THOSE

INDIANS

Are zulus and they are all gay.

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

The masked Indians I saw were not zulus.

They looked official

They didn’t have on rhinestones and glitter

They had a gun

Indians carry guns now.

They are mad as hell

AND

Want their land back.

Bows and Arrows didn’t work.

They have horses too.

But they don’t show them off.

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

I had a great time at Mardi Gras 2017

T.J. took pictures of our family.

Sorry

He told me to keep my phone off

So as not to interfere.

He’s on IG

But I don’t know under what name.

Sorry.

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

I also saw that I have had a positive influence on the New Orleanians.

The first visit I saw some girls with cheerleading skirts on

SO

I

TOLD

THEIR

SPONSOR

They should cover their legs.

AND

In the zulu parade

There was a group of girls in red pants!!!!!!

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

I was glad I looked.

That’s the only reason I don’t like parades.

Then men go just to see little girls in little skirts.

PERVERTS!!!

SO

I’m glad I looked when Zawji told me to

SO

I could see that.

Allahu Akbar

Allah is the Greatest!!!

I also accepted that I like tubas now the best.

The Talladega University Band was there all the way from Alabama

AND

THEY

HAD

NINE

TUBAS

!!!!

There were a lot of local high school bands

AND

I kept listening and looking for the quads

BECAUSE

Ibni plays quads in his High School Band

BUT

I didn’t see any.

Ibni is on the right

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

SO

I got up early this morning (before dawn)

AND

Went by Brock’s but he wasn’t outside yet

SO

I went on to see the sunrise over the Mighty Mississippi.

I found out sunshine is solange (so-LANZH) in French.

I found Zawji’s MG Fedora.

It was green with sequins and purple dice beads, gold variety beads and silver disco ball beads and red flashing lights around it.

I took a picture but my laptop be trippin’, right?

BRB

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I had on a purple, gold and green wreath type Katherine Hepburn fur hat

AND

We looked so good together.

We are Cephus and Rycee.

Finishing each others rhymes.

Let me find a video.

BRB

They used to call us “Looney Tunes

Now we have a child

WHO

IS

Froot Loops

LOL

Heeeeeeeey, Ibni !!!!!! 😛

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

I just tried to watch that disney movie with the Black Princess.

I knew the prince was not Brown like her

BUT

I thought he was at least CREOLE

Since it is set in New Orleans.

But the clip I saw of the prince he sounded like a Mexican!!!

I hate Disney.

HER accent wasn’t even right.

Why didn’t they get a New Orleanian to do the role?

New Orleanians?

Why can’t the BLACKMAN be a prince, disney?

BECAUSE

He Will Be King One Day, huh?

And that’s just more than you can handle, huh?

It’s hard enough trying to find little Black boys on T.V.

Then here comes the perfect opportunity

To put him in a worthwhile position

AND

YOU

PASS

OVER

HIM

AS

USUAL.

He can be your servant

But

NEVER

A

PRINCE

NOT

EVEN

IN

THE

CASE

OF

A

BLACK

PRINCESS.

They did the same thing when Brandy played Cinderella.

They made her prince Chinese.

Oh!

We have Coming To America

But that’s not for children.

We had “Little Bill”

But try and find a 8-20 years old Black boy on T.V.

Or in the movies.

They put Black girls

BUT

If you know of any shows or movies with young Black Boys (8-20) in intelligent roles

PLEASE

COMMENT

!!!!

THANK-YOU!!!

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