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MARCH 1, 2017
AS-SALAAMU ‘ALAIKUM BELOVED BLACK BEBIES!!!!
HAPPY FAT WEDNESDAY 😛
It’s probably something like Mierco Gras.
I had a wonderful first Mardi Gras
I got engaged to a Muslim Brother named T.J.
I told him my name was T too.
Everybody in our family’s name was T.something
Mine was T.S.
He looked just like Zawji
And you should see the ring!
I’ma see if I can find it on Google
He showed me the band too.
I’d never seen platinum jewelry in real life as far as I know.
The diamond was unlike any I had ever seen in my life.
And I’ve seen A LOT of diamonds.
It was indescribable.
I’m sure it was the cut.
It looked dark
Had the rainbows like when I saw Slick Rick.
When the light hit it.
The picture does not show how beautiful it really was.
Platinum is indescribable too.
It was like solid mercury.
But I still prefer yellow gold.
I like yellow.
I just showed them Zawji’s picture.
Not this one.
The one where he’s clean cut.
No beard and his chef’s uniform.
But without that scary knife.
Let me find it.
His cousin tried to beat me to see if I was tough enough to be with him.
I beat her up
When he told her I was his fiancee’
He was so fine
He likes pineapples
Ibni can’t eat pineapples.
They make him throw up.
It’s so crazy.
With Binti, I could buy anything I liked and we both could eat it.
But Ibni comes along with his own tastes and it was like I was buying for two.
I found out the Zulus are gay.
All those secret societies are based on masonry (the devil’s Islam) so you know they cannot be right.
It’s time for them to be destroyed.
So when I found out the homie was a Zulu and he tossed me a Zulu ball tryna cuff ya gurl
I threw that mf in the basketball hoop
And cracked it open.
I was hoping something was in it.
But it was EMPTY!!!
I felt like he gave me his heart and I broke it open and it was EMPTY!!!
Like symbolically telling me
If I married him or believed that he really loved me
I would have come up
I knew those Zulus were gay when the King and Queen rode on separate floats.
The King and Queen are supposed to be TOGETHER
Let the children ride on floats behind them.
This makes sense.
But they’re nothing but a perverted branch of masonry or illuminati like the rest of them.
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I SAW SOME INDIANS TOO!!!!!!!
That was crazy because when T.J. left with his cousin
I left too
The parade had gotten out of hand.
I had heard there were devils in the Zulu Social and Pleasure Club
I didn’t want to believe it.
I saw one
Still didn’t want to believe it.
Then when T.J. left
There was a whole float of them.
When will we learn that all devils do is make mockery of us?
They had on blackface like the zulus, but they had on afro wigs
Nobody acted offended but me and T.J.
It was insulting.
And I got to see what Black Mardi Gras is all about.
It’s just another holiday.
A day when the slavemaster said the slaves didn’t have to work.
So we barbecue pork and get drunk and fight
Like they want us too.
But at least the Black Mardi Gras isn’t full of debauchery like the devils.
Except for my fight with T.J.’s cousin
It was very civilized.
I didn’t see ANY other fights.
I was told there are ALWAYS fights.
Me and T.J. were in the children’s section.
I was surrounded by children (under 13)
And I wondered where the teenagers were.
I thought if we had had teenagers with us,
We could let them walk around like teenagers do
And come back to home base whenever they felt like it
Like teenagers do.
I had fun with the babies
And T.J.’s cuzzins.
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I walked around the corner to Lafitte park
Found some purple, gold and green roses that somebody didn’t have enough time to put together and decorate their float with and I saw an adorable little angel and thought it would be fun to put them together and decorate the park with them.
That’s what we did.
She told me I was her friend and offered me some chow.
But Allah Told Me To Fast Until The Festivities Were Over.
I took her to the playground but she didn’t ask her Paw-Paw nor her Maw-Maw if she could go.
So her cousin came and reprimanded her (as he should) for walking off with a stranger (to them).
I went on to the playground
And we played with the Zulu Ball (what was left of it 😛 )
I wanted her to throw it through the hoop
Egypt just wanted to throw it.
She was little and a girl
I just let her do her thing.
She threw it like a frisbee.
She offered me some pizza
I told her I was fasting.
I know if I had eaten some food there
I would have gotten ensnared into the debauchery.
In The Holy Qur’an Sharrieff
Allah WARNS Us
That this world’s life is
“Naught but a sport and a play“
Full of eating and drinking in darkness.
So Muslims fast to get out of it (Revelation 18:4)
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The teenagers were at the playground
As they should be.
There was a couple that reminded me of Zawji and me.
He kissed her and turned her into a zombie
She stood there for about five minutes in a daze
I laughed because I could relate.
Zawji can kiss me
I forget my own name
It was so funny.
They were dressed alike.
There was a little drama going on with her friend.
Her boyfriend wasn’t there at first.
He came later with a Mardi Gras shirt on.
He was the only one dressed in Mardi Gras attire.
This other teenage Brother was trying to take her from him
He wouldn’t let him.
But it just made their love stronger.
The Brother who made their love stronger had a little Brother.
I liked him.
He taught me how to “hit the quan”
Ibni tried to teach me before
But you have to have the music
At least IDo
I found out I like to hit the quan and then Nae Nae
I don’t really whip my hair maybe my headpiece
I also like to “dab” on ’em
But I use a hanky or a hand towel (white) preferably one used by some emcee that still has his smell on it. 😛
So after the girls left
I played with this little bad boy named Tavares like all little bad boys
I saw his twin.
He took her hula hoop
And then my twin told his mother.
They were so cute together.
She was him but with hair.
His shirt read “Legend in the Making”
He played football, not basketball yet,
He watched his little Brothers a little
Then we played frisbee
Till his mother came back.
He showed me an ant colony
And I picked up some Chee-tos to feed to the fish in Armstrong Park.
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We were right next to an Indian Hideout
They almost showed me their step.
This devil was there ruining everything.
I just igged her.
But D.J. Lou(is) was off the hook.
I was running after a ball and my pants-skirt started falling off
I ALMOST TRIPPED AND FELL
He changed the music to Second Line
I just played it off like I was doing some footwork
I had a good time playing basketball to the music.
He started playing Michael Jackson
I know I told you,
New Orleanians play A LOT of Michael Jackson
This time it was a party and I got to dance
And the Sister and her boyfriend sat and watched me whip
Finally snuck off.
I’m happy they worked it out.
They got it like the other couple.
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While the Indians were trying to decide which one of them was going to take me home
I snuck off
Pushed To The Hideout.
Zawji Took Me Home
And Gave Me A Stuffed Animal
A little Penguin Named Sam.
She’s a girl and plays the piano.
Her catch phrase is
“I smell a Froot Loop”
Because when I first saw her I thought she was a Toucan
Are zulus and they are all gay.
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The masked Indians I saw were not zulus.
They looked official
They didn’t have on rhinestones and glitter
They had a gun
Indians carry guns now.
They are mad as hell
Want their land back.
Bows and Arrows didn’t work.
They have horses too.
But they don’t show them off.
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I had a great time at Mardi Gras 2017
T.J. took pictures of our family.
He told me to keep my phone off
So as not to interfere.
He’s on IG
But I don’t know under what name.
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I also saw that I have had a positive influence on the New Orleanians.
The first visit I saw some girls with cheerleading skirts on
They should cover their legs.
In the zulu parade
There was a group of girls in red pants!!!!!!
I was glad I looked.
That’s the only reason I don’t like parades.
Then men go just to see little girls in little skirts.
I’m glad I looked when Zawji told me to
I could see that.
Allah is the Greatest!!!
I also accepted that I like tubas now the best.
The Talladega University Band was there all the way from Alabama
There were a lot of local high school bands
I kept listening and looking for the quads
Ibni plays quads in his High School Band
I didn’t see any.
Ibni is on the right
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I got up early this morning (before dawn)
Went by Brock’s but he wasn’t outside yet
I went on to see the sunrise over the Mighty Mississippi.
I found out sunshine is solange (so-LANZH) in French.
I found Zawji’s MG Fedora.
It was green with sequins and purple dice beads, gold variety beads and silver disco ball beads and red flashing lights around it.
I took a picture but my laptop be trippin’, right?
I had on a purple, gold and green wreath type Katherine Hepburn fur hat
We looked so good together.
We are Cephus and Rycee.
Finishing each others rhymes.
Let me find a video.
They used to call us “Looney Tunes“
Now we have a child
Heeeeeeeey, Ibni !!!!!! 😛
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I just tried to watch that disney movie with the Black Princess.
I knew the prince was not Brown like her
I thought he was at least CREOLE
Since it is set in New Orleans.
But the clip I saw of the prince he sounded like a Mexican!!!
I hate Disney.
HER accent wasn’t even right.
Why didn’t they get a New Orleanian to do the role?
Why can’t the BLACKMAN be a prince, disney?
He Will Be King One Day, huh?
And that’s just more than you can handle, huh?
It’s hard enough trying to find little Black boys on T.V.
Then here comes the perfect opportunity
To put him in a worthwhile position
He can be your servant
They did the same thing when Brandy played Cinderella.
They made her prince Chinese.
We have Coming To America
But that’s not for children.
We had “Little Bill”
But try and find a 8-20 years old Black boy on T.V.
Or in the movies.
They put Black girls
If you know of any shows or movies with young Black Boys (8-20) in intelligent roles