Life on Skid Row or The Trials of a Modern-Day Job

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

Read the story of Prophet Ayoub (Job) in the Holy Qur-an Sharrief
Chapter 38

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Dearly Beloved Asiatic Black Sisters (and Brothers)

It has been a while since I have written and I apologize for the delay. However, I am weary and daily dealing with the trials and tribulations brought about by the devil Caucasians and their minions. I can only conclude that There is no power nor strength save in Allah, Master Fard Muhammad, To Whom Be Praised Forever.

During the time I have spent downtown, I have seen, heard and experienced many things. But the main TRUTH which Allah, Master Fard Muhammad, To Whom Be Praised Forever, has revealed to me, is that we are still living in the Time of Armageddon and ISLAM will be victorious, as it is the ONLY True Religion of Allah – THE ONE GOD.

I have come across several different religions, but NONE of them compare to the TRUTH which has been delivered to us through our Holy Prophet, the Last and Greatest Messenger of Allah, The Honorable Elijah Muhammad,(May the Peace and the Blessings of Allah Forever Be Upon Him).

Sisters and Brothers, living in America, the belly of the Beast, as Muslims, is difficult, however, as the Theology of Time book closes, if we can hold our peace a little longer, we will be happy.

I exhort you to Truth and I exhort you to patience. Know that in the end, we will be victorious.

on the EDGE……

Bismillahi Rahmani Rahim

not liking at all 

what is required of me

to hop this fence

to cupidity

equally averse

to returning

to average

destiny’s mother

realizes

better than anyone

that which cannot be denied

procrastination

is just a sign of immaturity

Grow up, Baby

Accept Your Own

&

Be Yourself

How Does It Feel To Know That All Of Your Dreams Have Come True?

Bismillahi Rahmani Rahim

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Beautiful & Beloved Asiatic Black Women of the Universe,

I am on the threshold of discovering what Real Happiness Feels Like and I Can’t Give In To It.

I’ve often heard that many people reach the Gate of Heaven but still don’t make it.

I wonder if I’m there.

All I Can Do Is Do What Allah Created Me To Do & Wait.

How to Crochet a Tambourine Bag

Bismillahi Rahmani Rahim

2014-12-12 11.15.27As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Beautiful Sisters,

I play the tambourine and since I take it everywhere I go, I decided to make a bag for it. If there is ANYTHING YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO DO GOOGLE or YOUTUBE it! There is no excuse for saying, “I Don’t Know.” Say, “Let me Google it.” This is intelligent.

So when I decided to make a bag, I went to YouTube and just typed in, “How to crochet a messenger bag”. Be specific. I knew I wanted a bag I could wear across my torso. A lot of videos came up, but there was one for a circular bag that I thought would be perfect for my tambo. So I watched the complete video first. Whenever you follow a tutorial, recipe or pattern, always watch or read the whole thing FIRST. Don’t just start. I get excited sometimes but I have learned to take the time to watch the video, read the recipe or pattern first. It removes any unexpected surprises. Trust.

As you can see, mine is a little bit different. I wanted mine to be big enough to hold my tambourine, so I started with seven stitches instead of five. But the bigger difference is that I inserted a piece between the two sides to give it a greater width. I learned how to do that when I made some houseshoes for my Honey-Stick. Here is a link to that tutorial. 

Anyway, I just crocheted a “scarf” according to the dimensions that Allah Guided me to make (8 stitches). Sisters, before you start ANY project, even before you watch the video, say Bismillah”, please. This will ensure you finish with the project ALLAH WANTS for you or whomever your project is for. This will also ensure that your project will be THE BEST that you can possibly create. ALLAH only wants THE BEST FOR US. Seeking His Divine Guidance Before and While We Create Is The Most Intelligent Thing We Can Do.

The most common translation of “Bismillah” is “In the Name of Allah” But it means much more than this but I have to get my Holy Quran before I lie and start making stuff up. Let’s see. Okay, here is the correct full translation, “WITH THE GUIDANCE OF ALLAH, THE BENEFICENT, THE MOST MERCIFUL”.

How Can You Go Wrong?

Okay, I wrote down the directions for my bag as I crocheted the first side, so that the second side would be congruent. However, when I finished the second side it didn’t LOOK as if it was as big as the first side so I did another couple of rows.  When you follow the Divine Guidance of Allah, mistakes don’t matter. If you’re not sure about something – ANYTHING – ASK ALLAH. And you can be POSITIVE!!!!!!!!

Ask ALLAH What Colors To Use.

Okay, to recapitulate, make your two sides. Make your “scarf”. Connect scarf to the two sides according to how the slipper video teaches to attach the bottom sole. I started at the top of the side. Then just connect the ends of the “scarf” In the same manner.

Here are the Written Instructions for the two sides.

Chain 7

Slip stich to join and form a ring

Chain one

Make single stitch in each link in the chain (ring)

Chain one and turn

Single crochet in first stitch

Two single crochets in each stitch

Chain one and turn

TWO single crochet in every second stitch 1,3,5,….. Single crochet 2,4,6,…..

Chain one and turn at the end of each row

Single crochet in first stitch

Single crochet in the next (second)

Two single crochet in the next (third)

Single crochet in the next

Repeat

One and turn

Single crochet in each stitch across the row

Chain one and turn

Single crochet in next two stitches (first and second)

Two single crochet in the next stitch (third)

Single crochet (fourth)

Single crochet (fifth)

Two single crochet (sixth)

Repeat single, single, two single until the end of the row

Chain one and turn

Single stitch across the row

Chain one and turn

Single crochet in next three stitches (first, second, third)

Two single crochet in next stitch (fourth)

Repeat across the row

Chain one and turn

Single crochet across the row

Single crochet in next three stitches (first, second, third)

Two single crochet in next stitch (fourth)

Repeat across the row

Chain one and turn

Single crochet across the row

Single crochet in next three stitches (first, second, third)

Two single crochet in next stitch (fourth)

Repeat across the row

Chain one and turn

Single crochet across the row

Single crochet in next three stitches (first, second, third)

Two single crochet in next stitch (fourth)

Repeat across the row

Chain one and turn

Single crochet across the row

Single crochet in next three stitches (first, second, third)

Two single crochet in next stitch (fourth)

Repeat across the row

Chain one and turn

Single crochet across the row

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Be sure to turn it inside out when you’re finished. Also, I don’t know why mine came out in a V-shape. I guess that’s just how ALLAH ordained it. 😄

M.I.A.

بسم الله الرحمن الرحي

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Dearly Beloved Black Sisters,

I pray Allah everyone is fine and happy and enjoying Abundant Blessings from our Saviour, Master Fard Muhammad, To Whom Praise is due forever. I am happy to report that I am the same. I thank Allah!

Sisters (and Brothers 😉 ), my life is unlike anybody’s I have ever met or heard of, for that matter, except fictional characters such as Dorothy and Alice…

I have been through so much in the last month. My life has literally been turned upside down, backside up and flip-flopped, but I am so happy that it is almost indescribable.

On October 21 – one day before my Honey-Stick’s birthday – Allah took me on a mystical magical journey that ended with me locked up in the Glendale Jail.

My car got impounded…

And, when I finally was released (three weeks later), I returned home only to find out I had been evicted.

I know, I know, any other ordinary person would probably be completely devastated, utterly wretched.

But, I am very familiar with the way Allah Works – at least the way He Works in my life.

This is the third time He Has Done Something Like this to me. And, EVERY TIME, I end up with something ONE THOUSAND (1000) times better. So, that’s why I can walk down Skid Row to the shelter I call home now grinning from ear to ear.

I almost forgot I had a blog. I think subconsciously I didn’t want to admit everything. It’s kind of embarrassing if you ignore the bigger picture.

TIME MAKES ALL THINGS MANIFEST.

#staygrateful 😉

UP YOUR STANDARDS

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Beautiful Black Queens!!!!

As so-called American Negroes, we have a lot to overcome due to our painful history of slavery.

The most important factor we have to overcome is our relationship with our Brothers.

The majority of them treat us like prostitutes because that is how the slavemaster reared him to treat us. However, if we up our standards and self-esteem, and do not carry out this shameful behaviour, they will be forced to up their opinion of us and treat us accordingly.

NO HOES – NO PIMPS – NO JOHNS

We have the power to end it all within us.

Refuse to give a Brother sex unless he marries you in a decent and intelligent lawful manner.

If we ALL do this, they will have to treat us with the respect that we deserve as their QUEENS and the fields whereby they produce their nation.

 

TRUST YOUR HUSBAND ABOVE ALL

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Beautiful Black Queens!

When you have a good marriage, people are ALWAYS going to try and break you up. They cannot help it. Just don’t believe them. TRUST YOUR HUSBAND NO MATTER WHAT!!!!

You may even see him with another woman.

DON’T EVEN QUESTION HIM ABOUT IT.

That’s Love….

 

THE KING OF L.A.

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

MILK CHOCOLATE

COCOA BUTTER SOFT SKIN

ARMS LIKE CAVEMAN CLUBS

CAVEMAN CLUBS

EYES THAT MESMERIZE

HYPNOTIZE

DEBONAIR

TALL AND STRONG

LIKE A CALIFORNIA REDWOOD

THE M.V.P.

YOU SHOULD SEE

HIM IN HIS GAME CLOTHES

THE SURE-SHOT

GOOD DANCER

MAKES ROMANCER

FELL-IN-LOVE-WITH-JUST-ONE-GLANCER

COOLER THAN HOMEMADE ICE CREAM

GROOVIEST PAD IN TOWN

ALWAYS DOWN

SO HANDSOME

CLEAN, NEAT AND WELL-GROOMED

BESPOKE MOHAIR SUITS 24/7/365 & 1/4

ON HIS NUBIAN PHYSIQUE

SWAG FOR DAYS

PUTS ME IN A HAZE

DISPOSABLE INCOME

THE BOSSSSSSS

KNOWLEDGE OF SELF, GOD & THE DEVIL

STOLE MY HEART WITH ONE LOVE LETTER

CHILI-MOST

FROM COAST TO COAST

COLD CRUSH

SWEETER THAN RAW HONEY

POCKET FULL OF MONEY,

FINE AS WINE,

AND MINE ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE THE RING TO PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!

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