Author: ام حكيم و كبيره
M.G.T. & G.C.C.
Losing Lulu
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Ma Beautiful Black Bebies!!!
Well, it happened.
On Monday, when I parked Lulu, I tried to hide her because, as you can see, she’s stunning. And, I’ve caught would-be thieves eyeing her hungrily.
So, I always made sure she was securely locked up, especially after the first day I bought her and thought somebody stole her because I had failed to scramble the code on her lock.
Turns out I just forgot where I parked her. SMH
So, Tuesday, when I left, Allah TOLD me to GET HER, but I didn’t.
I didn’t feel like going to where I had parked her.
I didn’t think I was going far.
Allah Said “Get Her.”
But I disobeyed.
I ended up being gone for two days.
WALKING.
And when I went to go check on her last night
SHE WAS GONE!!!
I felt really sad
Because she was so unique.
I’ll never find another like her.
But Allah Told me to go to Walmart tomorrow
When I get my check
And buy another bike.
I was thinking maybe I don’t need one since I walked for two days.
But that is just because
I didn’t have far to go.
Allah Also Told Me That The Person(s)
Who Took Her Really Needed Her.
And luckily it happened
Right when I’m getting some more money!
*****
So, I never saw the Brother, who said he was going to get me a hotel, again.
I feel like it was a trick to get me to stay in the Library.
Voodou, you know.
They’ve been after me since I went to jail in 2014
Voodou is big in jail
All across the country.
But anyway,
I left and went to the store.
I bought one apple
And it cost $2.00!!!
It’s big, but dang!
$2.00 for ONE APPLE!!!
But I can buy some ramen noodles for a quarter.
“Them devils think they slick…”
Don’t eat ramen noodles.
They have LYE in them.
Our Beloved Messenger (May the Peace and the Blessings of Allah forever be upon him) Taught us, in How To Eat To Live, that the money you think you are saving by buying cheap foods will only go to the doctor or pharmacist or UNDERTAKER!
So, eat the best of foods.
But I digress
No Lulu
And one more day til I get my check.
****
So, last night I found a new HONEYCOMB HIDEOUT
And everything was Gucci until Security came in around 3
And made me leave.
I hurried up and got out of there
AND
Right before I hit the exit
He goes,
“Wait! Before you leave…
“Do you have any…”
I knew he was going to ask for my I.D.
So, I acted like
I couldn’t hear him
AND
Practically ran out the door
Without stopping
And especially without turning around.
You can’t put me in jail
For trespassing
If you can’t catch me!
****
So, I found a bathroom
And locked myself in
Until Sunrise
Then an employee
Knocked on the door
SO
I hurried up
AND
Wrapped up what I was writing
AND
Pushed to another
SPOT.
IT WAS LIKE A LOBBY
AND
I
SAW
A
YOUNG
BLACK
COUPLE
SLEEPING ON EACH OTHER
On one of the couches.
SO
I
WAS
TRYING
TO CHILL
UNTIL
THE LIBRARY OPENED UP
BUT THEN I SAW THIS DEVIL
WHO
Worked there and I knew she wanted to make us leave
BUT
She was scared
To say something
And went back to her desk.
WELL
I was not about to sit there and wait for Security
To show up
Cause you Know she called them.
SO
I
PUSHED
TO YET ANOTHER
HONEYCOMB HIDEOUT
It was about 7:30
And I thought the Library opened at 9:30
I didn’t find out about this new spot
UNTIL
I
HAD
BEEN
SITTING
IN
THE
LOBBY
FOR
A
MINUTE
So, I just rested and slept a little more
Then pushed
(without LuLu 😥 )
To The Library
****
So, I see this Brother
Drinking
So, naturally, I tell him to stop
He seemed so moved by my show of concern
We talked for about half an hour
He told me his father died yesterday
And he had just lost his job this morning.
I just gave him the best news I could
AND
Told him to read
Message To The Blackman In America.
I see him outside now.
I think he was trying to play me though.
Everybody out here has a sad story
They tell you to try and get your sympathies
And trust
So they can con you.
It usually involves a dead parent.
But I met a Sister with H.I.V. too
****
So, after I left him
I went to the door of the Library
But they weren’t open yet
And there was a Brother
Dressed like a woman
In a big floppy hat, long skirt
And carrying two purses.
SO
I
GO
UP
TO
HIM
And Start Talking To Him
I asked him what is he doing with that skirt on?
It’s some woman out there that’s supposed to be wearing it.
I told him he’s a man.
Men are supposed to wear pants.
That’s the difference between men and women.
Men wear pants.
Women wear long skirts.
Haven’t you heard the term
“I wear the pants in this house?”
He laughed and I could tell I was getting through to him.
So, this Christian lady decides to jump in
And mess everything up
And starts telling him he reminded her of some fag she grew up with
And how he could sew anything and whatnot.
And I was like,
“You can’t sew?“
And she said she could hem pants and sew on a button
BUT
“Sexy” could sew ANYTHING!
I said
“So, can I!”
“You can too!
“Black women were CREATED to sew, cook, clean, take care of babies and our husbands…”
She was like
“We can do more than that.”
I was like, “Yeah, but that’s what we were CREATED to do.”
So, basically we got in to this HEATED discussion about gender roles
And you know that’s one of my favorite subjects.
After going back and forth for a while
I finally figured out
She didn’t want to lower her standard of living to let her husband provide for her.
She kept talking about how educated she was and makes plenty money.
I told her that was part of SUBMISSION.
She thought I was crazy.
I told her Good Luck with her relationship.
That’s the problem.
Women are too greedy.
More greedy than submissive.
I read “Their Eyes Were Watching God“
And they had a relationship wherein
She had enough money to support them both
But depended completely on Tea Cake to take care of her.
He wouldn’t have it any other way.
He was like,
“If I ain’t got it; YOU ain’t got it!”
And she agreed.
They had one of ONLY two successful, loving relationships
Between Black people I have ever read about.
The other one was written by a Jamaican
SO
I don’t even count that one.
****
But, on a high note, today is the first day of RAMADAN.
We don’t eat from sunup to sundown
Every day in December
To get us away from the celebration
Of a false birthday of Jesus.
You can read more about it HERE

I’m homeless
And the Holy Qur’an says you don’t have to fast
If you’re travelling.
Well
If you’re homeless,
Your ALWAYS travelling.
So, I don’t know if I’m going to fast.
I’m hungry now.
And this apple is calling me….
****
I’m so dirty,
It’s almost unbearable.
I feel like a Queen or somebody wealthy
Who has fallen on hard times.
I mean my clothes are top notch
They’re just DIRTY!
I spent my laundry money on food
I would wash them in a sink and let them air dry.
BUT
I’ve got to wash my cloak
AND
I just can’t see
Washing it in a sink
Then hauling it off somewhere to dry.
It’s faux fur
And would probably take two days anyway.
It’s so embarrassing.
I wasn’t tripping because
It’s the weekends when I really want to floss
BUT
There’s this book release tonight
AND
There’s going to be a live JAZZ band
With a fairly popular leader
AND
I’m
Going.
I’m
Just
Going
To
Stay
In
The Back
AND
Try to be as inconspicuous as possible
LOL
I’m thinking about it now, and it’s laughable.
I wear an M.G.T. garment
AND
A
WHITE
FUR
CLOAK
I might as well have THREE EYES!
LOL
But I am not about to pass up on an opportunity
To hear some live jazz.
On Second Thought….
I just looked up a video of the bandleader
And I can see he loves devils.
So,
I still want to read the book
Because it’s an autobiography of a Jazz musician
And there’s no better way to learn about music
Than by listening to musicians.
Rakim needs to write an autobiography
Or Melle Mel
I’ve always been kinda skerred of Afrika Bambaataa
Even before the child molestation thing
I met him in Leimert in the nineties
And he was talking about he was from another planet
And all kinda cray cray
I think Kool Herc definitely needs to write his own book
Oh Lort.
I just got an idea.
Most musicians are not writers
And usually have “help”
Writing their autobiographies….
I would LOVE to do something like that
I mean
I know
I’m qualified.
I would want to do Rakim,
But I’m skeered!
I can barely watch him perform!
AND
I NEVER get STAR STRUCK
But I was screaming like a lil girl when I saw him live
And there’s just something about Brothers from NYC
I mean the way he puffs out his cheek when he says words that begin with “P” or “B”
Is just so appealing!
LOL
I’m blushing
And then,
I was friends with this brother from NYC
And he used to do this thing
Where we would be talking
And all of a sudden
He would just say something
INCOMPREHENSIBLE
It would be so FUNNY!
Because it would sound like words
But would not be words.
LOL
Just going on like he was talking
But not saying nothing
Kinda like this
But I think Kool Herc would be better since he’s the Father of Hip-Hop.
The ORIGINATOR’S is always THE BEST STORY.
So, I just Googled Hip-Hop autobiographies
And there are some out there
Jay Z, Common, Prodigy, Fif, Grandmaster Flash…
GMF is probably the only one I would want to read
Since he’s a pioneer.
But I might have to hit up the God
I have a lot to ask him.
You know what?
I’d prolly just end up getting mad at him
For being in the Nation of Gods and Earths
Instead of the Nation of Islam.
I’m already mad at him for not telling me in his music
Where he got all of that information.
All Praise Is Due To Allah
I Found Out Anyway
THE HONOURABLE ELIJAH MUHAMAD
(MAY THE PEACE AND THE BLESSINGS OF ALLAH FOREVER BE UPON HIM)
HE JUST WANTS TO SELL RECORDS
I’M GETTING ANGRY JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!!
SO, CHEAH…
HE’S A WRITER ANYWAY, SO HE WOULDN’T NEED MY ASSISTANCE
KOOL DJ HERC
THEN….
maybe…..
I wonder if he’s on Facebook…
Accessory
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Ma Beautiful and Beloved Black Bebies!!!
So, you know I can’t stay put.
I figured I would have to use the bathroom eventually,
So, it was impractical to think I could stay in THE HONEYCOMB HIDEOUT
ALL DAY.
So, I’m at the Library
Charged my stuff
And came to the patio to eat
WHEN
This Brother I had seen talking to himself
While I was riding by with Lulu
Suddenly appears before me.
Razzaq was like “Don’t talk to him. He’s Crazy and is going to try and hustle you.“
But I know he just said that to let me know I should be cautious in dealing with him.
So, I turned down my music and asked the Brother what was up?
He asked about my laptop
How much was it?
Where did I get it?
How do you get to Walmart?
I answered him cordially.
Then he asked me did I need anything?
(That should have raised a red flag because that’s the same thing the Voodou Brother asked me but that didn’t dawn on me until he was long gone.)
And if I was homeless?
Did I want him to get me a hotel?
Now this Brother had on shoes that were hanging together by a string and looked like he needed a hotel himself.
So, at first I was like, Nah, I’m cool.
Then I was like, what the hell?
And I asked him if he had money?
He said he was getting some.
So, I was like, Then yeah, I need a hotel. I’ma need $65
So, he said he would be back.
Now, I’m hoping he don’t go out and rob nobody
But I am not going to refuse it if he comes through.
I don’t know why I’m on a Nate D-O-Double G kick today.
This is the second video I’ve posted of him
TODAY!
Let me Google him
BRB
AND
I posted Oh No yesterday, I think!
Okay, let me see
BRB
Okay, I get it.
Nate was THE hook singer for every successful Hip-Hop track of the nineties
AND
I
Sing
Nate D-O-doubleG in NOLA
FIRST AND ONLY BLACK-OWN CAR MANUFACTURER FORCED OUT OF BUSINESS BY DEVILS
Oh My God!!!! 2
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Ma Beautiful and Beloved Black Bebies!!!
So, I had a pretty good night.
I feel real comfortable here.
Almost TOO comfortable.
So comfortable I almost got caught.
Security came right to my front door
BUT
He was too fat to fit through the hole you have to go through
So, he just said “Hello?!?!“
Like I was really about to answer
But I moved to a more secure spot
Just in case he went and got a skinnier guard.
But he didn’t
And
I spent a nice quiet night
Warm and Cozy
In Downtown New Orleans
It was forecasted to rain heavy last night
So
I made sure I got in early
And
I’m sure it’s still raining
So
I’m prolly
Just gonna kick it here
All Day
And Night.
One More Day
Til I get My Check
RIP Nate #lbc
My Fave Show
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
* Warning *Episode Three is a little racy *
One of my favorites
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
I have always loved this song.
It’s like Bossa Nova or Something.
Excuse the devil walking the bass.
Turnt down on a Tuesday
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Beautiful Black Bebies
So, I’ve been procrastinating about writing this blog long enough.
I just didn’t have anything to write about and when I write it gives the enemy clues to my whereabouts so they can trail me.
But Allah is Sufficient.
I got to Facebook and help some Brothers who are mistakenly following leaders other than The Honourable Elijah Muhammad (May the Peace and the Blessings of Allah forever be upon him).
But you know, now that I’m writing, I feel one thousand per cent better.
Razzaq was telling me to write all morning.
But, like I said, I didn’t have anything to write about.
It feels so good to be out in The New Orleans weather.
It rained last night and I didn’t even know.
Master Fard Muhammad, To Whom Praises are due forever, keeps me sheltered without me even being aware. Al Hamdulillah!
So cheah.
It’s the end of the month and I’m just trying to make it until I get my check on Friday without being caught.
I mean, jail would mean shelter and three meals, but they make me take off my headpiece. Both jail and the hospital.
That’s the only reason why I don’t want to go.
That and I probably would have to buy another laptop and iphone.
Police steal.
I never get my stuff back.
They stole two hundred dollars from me the first time I got arrested.
I had a tablet TWICE that I never saw again.
They steal in the hospital too.
I had twenty dollars in my purse the last time I went in, but when I got out, no duckets.
So, I’m just going to try and persevere.
I had a loaf of bread, some cream cheese and capers that I hid yesterday because I didn’t want to carry it around with me and this morning when I went to go get it (I really wanted to eat too) it was gone.
But Allah is Razzaq.
I survived three months here last year with nothing.
I was just about to say, It’s just BORING and then I look out the window and see white puffs racing across the sky. I’ve never seen clouds travel as quickly as they do in New Orleans. It’s amazing.
New Orleans is so romantic.
Especially at night.
But I heard somebody got killed on Bourbon Street this weekend. And nine people were injured in a shootout.
They say Bayou Classic is one of the most dangerous times in New Orleans.
Apparently some Brothers who had beef ran into each other but neither one of them got injured.
I rode by and saw how lit it was. I mean they had streets blocked off so cars couldn’t go down them and there were Black folks er’wherr, and I love that, but something kept me from going in. Al Hamdulillah!
I guess I’ll buy another loaf of bread and try and keep it this time.
The Messenger (May the peace and the blessings of Allah forever be upon him) taught us that bread and milk are our best foods. Or bean soup and bread. So, I’ll get some more cream cheese and that can be my “milk” LOL
It’s just SO peaceful where I am right now and peace is HARD to come by in this wicked world, so I’m hesitant to leave.
Maybe when my battery runs out…
It’s so HOT today.
This weather is bananas.
But I’d rather be hot than cold.
I was thinking about telling Keyvin about one of my HONEYCOMB HIDEOUTS that I hate. But I would hate to have to go there one day and have to try and kick him out. So, sorry Key, that would not be a good look. Take the road less traveled and find your own spots.
BLUE MONDAY
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
(Another New Orleanian ^^^^ Mr. Domino ❤ ❤ ❤ )
As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Ma Beautiful Black Bebies!!!
Compared to the weekend I had, today was very boring.
I got up, typed my blog, then decided to wash my cloak (which is filthy due to me sleeping on it in less than habitable places) but my laundry pod thingies were locked in the masjid along with my shampoo, Ivory Aloe and white washcloth among other things.
So, since my funds are kinda low, I decided to go pick up the pods instead of buying more.
I get there and, of course, it’s locked.
But that’s never stopped me.
I hopped the gate and found Brother Muhammad doing groundswork.
He’s cool. I think he’s like one of the Believers who just went along with the Sunni Hypocrites to stay alive. So, we get along real good.
He didn’t trip about me hopping the fence and I got to watch him do “man work.”
That’s my favorite pasttime. 😉
I just love watching Blackmen work!
They could be cooking, doing construction, yardwork, carpentry, electrical work, playing music, performing surgery, teaching a class or anything manual. I don’t think sitting at a desk, pushing papers or typing on a keyboard would be as interesting. Then again, if it’s the right Brother……. 😉 ❤ ❤ ❤
So, this car pulls up and it’s the Brother who always comes for Zhuhr and sits in the car until the Muezzin unlocks the door.
So, me and Mr. Muhammad are not really paying him any attention but his presence is felt.
So, Razzaq tells me that he has the key.
And after another Brother shows up and leaves, he gets out of the car and unlocks the door!
I was like, Mm, mm, mm. SMH
This nigga is probably the one who kicked me out.
Sitting there like he’s nobody.
But you can’t fool a Muslim nowadays.
So, I go around to the back door, so I won’t have to hop the fence again and Mr. Muhammad had just come out, so I go get my stuff and leave.
I go around the corner and these Brothers were working on the street and you know very well, I like watching Brothers hard at work. So, I stopped and we watched each other.
Then I saw the Sister who told me about the vacant houses in the neighborhood. She said she has THREE houses. I told her I just need one. And that I had tried to get in one of the houses she told me about but I really don’t like hopping fences. I’m trying to be a LADY and chill on hopping fences and climbing in and out of windows and whatnot. Sometimes it’s such a hassle, waiting for somebody to open the door for me. But I’m a QUEEN in training, so I gotta leave the little girl stuff to the little girls. Even though that’s more little boy stuff LOL
So, she tells me that that gate is unlocked. And I was like What? I don’t remember there even being a gate. But she was walking in that direction, so I reluctantly left the men and followed her. Shelter is important.
So, she tells me that the owner next door to the house is her Brother-in-Law and I could just tell him I’m homeless, so don’t call the Po-Pos on me.
But I hate being dependent on anyone other than my Razzaq, so I didn’t say anything.
I feel like they’re trying to trap me.
The house was right next door to the little Brother I spoke to for two hours the other day and he was outside when we rolled up but he went in after they spoke like he didn’t want to have anything to do with me. At least not helping me. Even though that was how we met. He asked if I needed any help.
I feel like if I ask them not to say anything they’re going to feel like I owe them and I ain’t the one.
Not to mention, that little Brother was talking about Voodou a bit much for my taste and Idk, I could climb through that open window (which happens to be the ONLY house I’ve ever seen in New Orleans that had an open window. All of the other windows, even in inhabited houses, are boarded up) and never come back out. Next thing you know, they’ll be using my skull for some type of Voodou ritual. IJS

So, I went back to the Brothers working on the street and gave them my fliers.
Then, let me think….
Oh yeah, I remembered another little wash house. I’m not even gonna call it a laundromat. SMH
I don’t know why they don’t have more laundromats in New Orleans.
The only thing I can attribute it to is what I was talking about earlier, how everybody gets paid, so they probably all have washers and dryers.
When you finally find one, in the hood, they are the jankiest ramshackle broken-down machines and they cost so much!!!
In L.A., I used to get upset when they charged $1.50. Most are $1.25 to wash and .25 to dry. Yes, one quarter to dry.
Out here, you can pay $3.50 just to wash and another $3.50 to dry!
I used to do a whole weeks laundry in L.A. for $6.00.
In NOLA, I can barely do one load for that much.
And having only two changes of clothes, I have to do laundry EVERY DAY.
When I have my own place it’s no big deal because I can handwash and air dry.
But being homeless…
Try finding a sink where they don’t trip….
Al Hamdulillah, I’ve been pretty lucky.
So, anyway, I try this new wash house, and it’s just as janky as the other one I found in the hood and there’s nobody there and no change machine.
BUT
There are outlets!
So, I just start charging my laptop.
This Mexican lady comes in and does a load and I ask about the units because it’s in an apartment complex.
She doesn’t like me at first, but I win her over with my wit and charm.
She tells me who manages the property but it’s some big corporation and I don’t like those, so after she leaves I remember there’s a phone number on a sign outside and called it. But, alas, it just redirected to the big corporation.
Razzaq’s way of telling me he wants me homeless.
So, I’m in there just chillin’, listening to my music and this Brother comes in asking could he look in the garbage for some empty bottles.
I was like, What? It’s not MY garbage!
But, he just wanted to talk to me.
We talked for a good hour, and I think he just wanted some blessings because he was a singer and I’m good friends with Allah and also really into music.
He also told me about his love life and I gave him some wisdom.
But, he is a diehard Christian, so I don’t know about him…
After my laptop and phone were fully charged, I shook.
Went and got something to eat. Ate and came to the library where I am now and they’re about to close.
So, I guess I’ma sneak in the spot again… *sigh*
Thankful