Lady in WAITING

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

This blog took an entirely different turn when I listened to this number. I never knew the lyrics were about me and Zawji. *sigh*

But anyway…

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Ma Sweet Babies!!!

My Sweet Zawji had to have me come all the way down South to the Bayou to teach me how to finally be a Lady. It’s so funny because I’ve always been associated with the term “Lady.” My rap name in High School (I hated it) was “Lady Rycee” LOL Man, memories… And I’ve always been girlie even though I was tomboyish at times. I was a cheerleader in High School, Drill Team Captain and later known at the club for this pink dress that had ruffles and was very “lady-ish”. I still wear puffed sleeves. And some other stuff I can’t think of now, like making sure my nails were always on point. I think I wrote about it before. Zawji used to call me his “Lady.” (smile)

But, I had to learn how not to hop fences and climb trees and climb out of windows anymore. That was a hard lesson to learn. Being a lady means you have to wait for the gentleman with the key to let you in through the door. And my son didn’t call me “Impatientifah” when my name was Latifah, for nothing. 😛

However, if I were to hop the fence and climb through the window when I lock myself out, I would be depriving my Sweet Zawji of the privilege of coming to my rescue! And deep down ALL men think they’re Superman. LOL So, Sisters, even if he makes you wait to teach you a lesson in competence, don’t be fooled. He really enjoys playing the hero.

You would think not climbing through windows at 45 would be common sense, but this was an extremely hard lesson for the kid. I’ve never needed a man for stuff I felt I could easily do myself like opening doors, changing light bulbs, opening jars, getting stuff down off of high shelves, carrying luggage, &c. I’ve always been able to “make it do what it do.” But I have to be a lady now and let Zawji do those things for us.

But trust and believe me when I tell you, Zawji had to have me sit outside ALL NIGHT LONG AND HALF THE NEXT DAY to teach my hard head how to be a real LADY. I still feel humbled just thinking about the ordeal. He knew I could have hopped the fence at any time. But deep down I WANT TO BE A LADY. So, I sat there and counted the stars and gazed at the moon and the beautiful sunrise and then watched everybody on their way to work. It was lunchtime before somebody FINALLY came and unlocked the door. Lesson Learned.

If I thought I was going to starve or something, I still KNOW HOW to hop the fence if my or our children’s life depended on it, which is why the M.G.T. (women and girls in the Nation of Islam) wear the pants-skirt. Just in case of an emergency, we are never caught unprepared. After all, we live under the shadow of death in America, so we have to be practical.

But to be honest, I just don’t feel right hopping fences anymore. I feel silly. Like I’m too old or something. Even though health-wise, I feel better than I did when I was sixteen and hopping a fence is just as easy. It’s mental. I don’t feel right anymore.

I think staying out all night had that added affect.

Like it changed my biological make-up or something hormonal probably.

In any case, it works out best for the both of us. The more ladylike I am, the more gentlemanly HE CAN BE. Men are created physically and mentally superior for a reason. Sisters, let’s humble ourselves and let them exercise and utilize all that strength. Why should we struggle with things that come so easily for them? Let’s be ladies and let them be gentlemen. It makes so much sense.


(She should have said, “You know a lot about sports, but you don’t know much about BOYS!”)


(Sometimes, a lady takes the blame for the Brothers. Authority figures usually go easier on girls. A girl around boys makes stuff happen too. “…The score is One Love… ❤ “)

I admit, we have a history much different from other women of earth, which makes being ladylike more difficult for us because we were so far removed from being ladies due to our history of slavery where we were forced to work just as hard as any man. Let’s kill that “strong Black woman” idea and be weak and dependent on our men like the devil woman is, or used to be, on her man back in the days of lace gloves and parasols. I mean really, what woman doesn’t want to be pampered, catered to and treated like royalty?

Let’s fawn over our men and let them floss their masculinity. It makes them feel macho. Especially when you say stuff like, “Oh my! I’ll never be able to open this jar. You’re such a big, strong, powerful Blackman. Could you open it for me, please?” and bat your eyelashes at him. LOL They LOVE that. I’ve never had a man refuse me ANYTHING when I ask like that. I’ve had Brothers carry furniture, luggage, groceries and anything else I need for BLOCKS!!! And I love dripping syrupy compliments all over them while we walk. 😉 They get to flex their muscles and we get to show them how much we love and appreciate the most physically, mentally and intellectually Supreme Being in the Universe – The Asiatic Blackman.

Don’t forget to THANK him profusely!!!

The CRESCENT City

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Ma Beautiful Black Bebies!!!

If You’ve Never Been To New Orleans, You Don’t Know What Life Is…

NEW ORLEANS IS LIFE: Music, Food, Language, Heritage, History – LIFE!!!

I first came to New Orleans in early September, 2015 after TWO YEARS of meeting people who were ALL from New Orleans. I have a VERY STRONG FEELING Zawji is from New Orleans. He visited with his parents one year. And, he went to college out here.

When I first arrived, I wanted to get back on the bus and go home. We were scheduled to arrive Saturday night, so I’m planning on heading straight to the club. But our bus was delayed and we didn’t arrive until early on a gloomy, dismal, overcast and destitute Sunday morning.

As we exited the off-ramp, I took in a deep breath and an image of the city’s homeless and all their belongings perforated under the bridge. It was depressing. But I’ve never been a quitter so I alighted the bus with forced positivity. Zawji brought me here for a reason, right? Let’s get to work!

I determined in my mind to find the Black people and start handing out my fliers.

A building directly across from the bus depot had its address in plain sight on the awning – 1022. That’s Zawji’s birthday and I took it as a positive omen and started walking in that direction.

I came to the city bus layover and one of the buses read “M L King.” Well, everybody knows that M L King Street is ALWAYS in the Black community and since those are the only people I care about, I boarded the bus.

New Orleans is 59.1 per cent Black at the present so it is pretty much entirely a Black city with “a white community.” (smile) So, I rode through the “Black community” and was shocked to see that so many homes were still in a state of disrepair on the tenth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. They would catch me so unprepared that it would bring me to tears.

The aftermath of Hurricane Katrina pretty much dominated my first trip to “The Big Easy.” Everybody has a Katrina story and I wanted to hear them all.

I love their accents here and could listen to them talk all day anyway. (smile) But I was particularly interested in the children. One day I met a group of teenagers who were very young during the DELIBERATE LEVEE EXPLOSION.

I will NEVER forget what one Sister told me. She said she thought the world was going to end.

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Because of Hurricane Katrina, Black People in New Orleans are something that they call “cutthroat.” But it is understandable.

I spend a lot of time in hospitals and one of the nurses told me that Katrina was so bad that the nurses were forced to leave their patients in order to save their own lives!

So, when I tell you that they are “Every man for himself” (at times) please believe me.

I had my tablet/bluetooth keyboard/case AND phone stolen at the SAME TIME by TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!

They con you into trusting them by telling you some sad story then when you least expect it (usually when you are distracted) they’ve disappeared with your ATM card. LOL

I can laugh about it now. I mean I wasn’t that upset at the time either. They’re just material things and easily replaced, but the injury to my pride at being made such a fool of hurt far worse than the loss of my possessions. I pride myself on my intellect and judge of character so to have been conned like that really smarts.

The guy who took my phone I kind of was suspicious of, but I didn’t think he would REALLY STEAL MY PHONE! LOL He asked me if he could use it. And I’ve had to borrow people’s phones before so I was like Yeah. But he got me.

I actually ran into the Brother who stole my tablet this trip to New Orleans. I said, “Where’s my laptop?” (LOL Shows you how much I cared about it 😛 It was a tablet.) He just acted like he didn’t know what I was talking about and got ghost in a hurry. (smile) I was just happy to see him. LOL

The first time we met he had kept on talking about how people were trying to kill him and now I know WHY!

But I learned… And, I’ll tell you how they do it. If they just touch it, it’s as good as theirs. Even if they put it down again. Somehow, they get the feel of it and they can personalize it. You know, make it look like it’s theirs. Feel like it’s theirs. So, it’s almost natural for them to walk away with it. As soon as your attention is diverted, you look up and it and they are Audi 5000.

A lot of people let news of crime and murder stop them from having a good time. But not me. I fear Allah ONLY and if He LETS you kill me, then I submit because my prayer, my sacrifice, my life and my death are all for ALLAH and you wouldn’t be successful unless He allowed you. So trust in your and my Saviour, Amad-Jamal Allah, and don’t let those news stories frighten you. He Has Power Over All Things.

Don’t be careless but don’t be a coward either.

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Sickness is a HUGE BUSINESS in New Orleans. They just built a gigantic hospital RIGHT NEXT to TWO other gigantic hospitals. They call it the Medical District. SMH

It’s the food they eat here. They live and die off of eating scavengers – catfish, shrimps, crabs, oysters, crawfish, etc. I once went to about seven different seafood restaurants and the only type of fish they served was catfish! I had never heard of such a thing. In L.A., they ALWAYS have a variety of different kinds of fish. But not in New Orleans. Even at the high end restaurant, when I asked for fish, the first thing the waitress offered me was the filthy catfish. That could have been a racial thing though.

But the people here live off of the scavengers of the sea and land (the poison hog meat), not to mention the alcohol consumption here is at record levels. They have DRIVE-THROUGH DAQUIRI PLACES!!!

I’m sure New Orleans is the only city in the world where it is legal to drink alcohol openly in public. It’s almost a crime if you DON’T!

But I eventually, found food that would give me life and they WON’T put you in jail if you don’t drink. One of the hospitals even prohibits smoking anywhere on the grounds – INCLUDING EMPLOYEES!

So come for the MUSIC. But leave before evil and wicked Mardi Gras. It’s usually in late February/early March.

Visit the Treme’ – The oldest Black Neighborhood in the U.S. and the Birthplace of JAZZ.

The French Quarter can be fun if you can stomach rampant prostitution and drunkenness. :/ Irvin Mayfield’s has live jazz every night of the week. It’s my go-to spot when I feel impetuous jazz.

Then there’s Frenchman’s Street if you just wanna hear a lot of different kinds of sounds. I’m partial to jazz and couldn’t find any there. And I went like three different times. I don’t like to go to events (unless it’s someone I really want to see) that are scheduled. I like to go when I’m in the mood. And Frenchman’s Street left me hanging.

I did come up on a Reggae club which was aight, but onstage was just a man on a mic talking over the music the D.J. was playing and I know that’s how hip-hop started but that was 43 years ago and Coke La Rock WAS RAPPING! If you’re going to do that today at least do it over the break! I was disappointed when I saw what was on the stage. I wanted to see a show!

I did hear some hip-hop coming out of one club but I’m in New Orleans. I wanna hear some JAZZ. I can hear hip-hop anywhere. And it wasn’t even live. :/

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I did happen to come up on about four different Second-Line parades, which are unique to New Orleans. They originated from the funerals. They would have a brass band play and the entire procession would dance down the street to the burial place. The band was the “second line” after the funeral procession. At least that’s what I’ve heard.

I’ve yet to experience a jazz funeral although I’ve heard about three or four of them. The first one was for a jazz musician and I went to the wake and it was filled with music, but the next day, I could not find the funeral for anything in the world.

I think that was by Divine Design. I don’t think Allah wants me to experience that yet, if at all.

There is this really popular funeral home on Crenshaw that I had been dying (excuse the pun) to see. But I was only able to go inside after a Brother of mine died. Needless to say, I wished I had never been.

Nowadays, there are Second Lines for all types of celebrations. I came upon a Second Line in The French Quarter one night after passing by a wedding reception for a Black couple that looked like it ran into the millions of dollars.

This Second Line was so joyous and happy that it depressed me. I had never seen such joy in all my 45 years of life. It was Tremazing. I wish I could find the words to express the joy and happiness that EVERYBODY in the Second Line was feeling. It was beyond anything I could ever have imagined.

The only thing I can liken it to is life in the Hereafter, after the destruction of this wicked devil Caucasian race and those that follow them that only the righteous will experience. This incredible Second Line was close to my idea of what The Holy Qur’an describes as that “which no eye has seen, ear has heard, nor has it entered into the heart of man.” I certainly had no idea that SO MANY PEOPLE could EVER be so happy.

There are Second Lines for birthday parties and most of the social and pleasure clubs have annual Second Lines during Second Line Season.

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Another thing about New Orleans which distinguishes it from other cities is the abundance of water. Driving in to the city, you travel for miles surrounded by water.

I couldn’t understand why nobody cuts through the grass when walking. Until I found myself covered in mud one day. SMH Water is everywhere.

I think that has a lot to do with the preponderance of Voodou here too. I don’t know. I mean I used to think so more than I do now. I believe I’ve had a positive effect on the unholy practice.

I’ve been in spiritual battles and always come out victorious because Voodou is based on Islam. They just pray to the devil and we pray to the ONE TRUE AND LIVING GOD – ALLAH. So we can never be defeated.

New Orleans is a very secretive city. It’s called “The Crescent City” most probably because of Masons. Their police cars have a star and crescent on them.

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They have Indians and voodou priests, priestesses, kings and queens, dancers and all sorts of secret societies that you would never know who anybody is because when you see them they have on masks and costumes.

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You could work with a Brother and one day see a very prominent figure in a Second Line Parade dancing and leading the parade who looks JUST like the Brother from work, but you would never know because he’s wearing a mask. And how do you ask? “Ahem, Brother? Was that you in the Second Line Parade Friday Night in the Quarter?”  Seriously? How lame is that?

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My first impression of New Orleans was that it is kind of like a “boy city” with lizards and dragonflies, alligators, frogs and tadpoles and whatnot. While L.A. is sunshine, rainbows, butterflies and roses. I didn’t like that too much at first. But I’ve always been somewhat of a “tomboy.” Never afraid of spiders and fascinated by lizards and tadpoles, so the city has really grown on me.

There is so much water here that the cemetery plots are above ground. If we bury them, inevitably flood water will wash up the bodies. So the dead are “buried” in concrete blocks above the earth.

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The Mighty Mississippi runs adjacent to The French Quarter or The Vieux Carre (Old Square) and it is by far the most romantic place I’ve ever seen and I’m from L.A., where we have the Beach! But there’s this RIVERWALK and the first time I went was at night and I found it completely by chance so that probably accounts for a great deal of the romance.

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I couldn’t find a picture that accurately depicts the romance (at night). But this is at dawn and it’s close.

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Then again, I haven’t been to the beach at night since the nineties, so I could be mistaken. 😉

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There’s also this enormous lake which is almost like the beach because you can’t see the end of it. It’s criss-crossed by the longest causeway in the world, so that kind of takes away from it’s charm, but there are waves and the ebb and flow is hypnotic.

I can do stuff like people read tea leaves and tarot cards and whatnot. And I get messages from the flow of the waves, so I really dig it. It’s super romantic too and there’s less people than at the river.

One day I was at the river, looking out over the water, thinking about and missing Zawji immeasurably and I started crying. Do you know I looked up and this devil was taking my picture? I ignored him and turned my head, but when I turned back around, he had knelt down RIGHT NEXT TO ME with his frigging camera right in my face. I had to leave. Needless to say, you won’t have to worry about that at the river… LOL

This is what it looks like where I go, near Bayou St. John. But I would have taken a picture of the benches and trees that are next to the water too. Also, not the curve.

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I like scenes that are uninterrupted like the horizon and I made a video one day, but that was live on Facebook. Let me see if I can post it.

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I’m sure New Orleans is close to the equator. Okay, I just googled it and it’s not as close as I thought considering how tropical the weather feels to me. I mean it’s unbelievable. It makes me think of what a tropical rainforest would feel like.

My first trip here, I was in a restaurant and I noticed it had started raining. So I got out my handy-dandy umbrella but was caught totally off-guard when I opened the door and was met with a gust of WARM wind. LOL It was Tremazing and completely unexpected. There is no feeling in the world like WARM RAIN. I love it! I love the humidity period. I love water, so I’m right at home in New Orleans. The weather is nothing like anything I’ve ever experienced.

I’m going to tell my son to invent a way I can take the weather with me wherever I go. Invent a little fold-up card I can carry in my purse and whenever I want to feel New Orleans weather, I can just unfold it and step into it and be transported here like, “Lapeitah!” (That’s one of the voodou “magic” words. LOL but SMH) It’s more like “ALLAHU AKBAR!!!”

Why not? Anything the Blackman (or woman) can conceive he can achieve! He is the God of the Universe and the Creator of everything of good in it!

But… until then, take the bus, or a train or plane, streetcar,

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(New Orleans has the oldest streetcar line in the world. The St. Charles on the right.)

taxicab, car, bicycle, walk or hang glide, whatever, but hightail your little self down to New Orleans and get you some red beans and rice or jambalaya WITH NO PORK! and Laissez les bons temps rouler!!! (Let the good times ROLL!!!)

Sukiyaki

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Ma Beloved Black Behbehs!!!

Music keeps you growing into a new growth

Because the digestive system is connected to the mental

They look better now

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I really wish I had known they were playing their own instruments back then.

Because when Klymaxx came out, my high school band director told me they weren’t really playing their instruments sowing the seeds of doubt in my own personal ability as a musician that I didn’t even know I carried until today.

That seed went down deep

I thought girls couldn’t really play.

SO

I

STOPPED

PLAYING

THE

PIANO

Never Satisfied

 

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Ma Bebies!

I never had a bf or husband that I didn’t think about cheating on except Zawji

In fact,

I

ALWAYS

HAD

TWO

BOYFRIENDS

I never had sex with two boyfriends

I mean when I had two boyfriends

I wasn’t having sex.

YET

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Nobody made me happy enough

TO

KEEP

ME

FROM

WANDERING

BUT

When I was with Zawji

THE

THOUGHT

NEVER

EVER

OCCURRED

TO

ME

I didn’t even notice other men or boys at that time

I don’t ever recall ever even thinking anybody was cute

While I was with him.

Today, when I’m attracted to someone

IT’S

Always because they remind me of him

Somehow

I am not always able to pinpoint how

BUT

They do.

They make me think of him in some way

It could be their bald head

Nubian physique

Maybe their name is Jamal

Mannerisms

I love the way he walks.

NOBODY

Walks like my

ZAWJI

I can tell him a mile away

He just makes me feel a certain way

Nobody ever captured my heart

LIKE

HIM

I wasn’t aware of it at the time

BUT

NOW

I know I

WAS

NEVER

SATISFIED

BECAUSE

I

WAS

LOOKING

FOR

HIM

It’s sad because nobody was good enough for me

NOBODY

I remember one of my boyfriends found out about the other one

AND

HE

MADE

ME

CALL

HIM

WHILE

HE

WAS

ON

THE

PHONE

(Remember 3-way? LOL)

And break up with him.

So, I called another guy

AND

Told him to act like he was my boyfriend

AND

I

BROKE

UP

WITH

HIM

!!!

But I had to learn

HOW

TO

NOT

GET

DISTRACTED

WHEN

HE’S

NOT

AROUND

But that’s because I’m just a girl.

We are not as focused as men.

Which is why The Holy Qur’an requires

TWO WOMEN

To stand as witnesses

In place of

ONE MAN.

It is what it is.

BUT

IF

WOMEN

WERE

EQUAL

WITH

MEN

We wouldn’t need them

Then the Nation would die out

Because men would not be able to reproduce

WE

HAVE

TO

BE

WEAKER

SO

We would need you

To Provide For Us

AND

Protect Us

AND

The Children We Bear For You

SO

I

SEARCHED

AND

SEARCHED

AND

SEARCHED

AND

SEARCHED

AND

SEARCHED

AND

SEARCHED

AND

SEARCHED

BUT

Couldn’t Find Anyone To Do Me Right

No one was faithful

SO

I decided if I’m going to be cheated on

IT

MAY

AS

WELL

BE

BY

THE

MAN

I’VE

LOVED

ALL

MY

LIFE

BUT, IRONICALLY

HE’S

THE

ONLY

MAN

WHO

NEVER

DID

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He’s ready for me to come back to L.A.

NOW

I guess I’m ready too.

I think Second-Line Season is over

He wanted me to experience

Where he comes from

His family anyway.

I dig it.

BUT

ANYWHERE

HE

IS

NOT

IS

NOT

WHERE

I

WANNA

BE

.

(Puffy Woods LOL)

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This is how Zawji feels about me

Ask him

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Remember that pizza place I told you about yesterday?
They added my pizza to the menu!
I made them give me a free Tiramisu.
These devils take your idea and won’t give you a dime.
Not even recognition. #AllahKnowsBest
They had new menus printed up and everything.
It’s the SPINACH PIZZA
(click on the picture)
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 But they added Feta Cheese
SO
You Can’t Taste The Spinach
:/
Stupid Devils.

Right on!

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

That baseline tho!!!

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Ma Black Bebies!!!

I remember the first time I heard A Tribe Called Quest.

It was a Friday Night, I believe because the only show that showed music videos back then was “Friday Night Videos”

Anyway, my whole family was sitting in front of the T.V.

BUT

AS

SOON

AS

IT

CAME

ON

I JUMPED UP

AND

STARTED

DANCING

Doing the Dance

OF

The Stick Figure.

I guess it was just “The Running Man” LOL

But it was also a little African when he broke it down

AND

GOT

LOW

Man, there is no feeling in the world like the one that comes from HIP-HOP

Except JAZZ, of course

AND FUNK, sometimes.

AND BLUES, occasionally.

CLASSICAL too, if the mood is right.

BUT

I digress.

I never even thought about the fact that they might have sampled somebody

UNTIL

I

HEARD

A

REMIX

OF

One of Musiq Soulchild’s Songs

I Forget which one

BUT

He sampled the same song.

SO

I Googled it

AND

Found out about these Brothers.

It’s funny because they put out a lot of music

Over several years

BUT

I had never heard of them

They were four VERY TALENTED BROTHERS

ALL

Of whom could sing

BUT

For some reason they added a devil to the group

I

HATE

WHEN

MUSICIANS

ADD

DEVILS

TO

THEIR

GROUP

It’s just

WRONG

!!!

They’ll just take the experience and go off and form their own group with all devils.

Ask Bill Evans.

They hire based on race.

But we think it’s something wrong about doing that.

WE

GON’

FIND

OUT

THE

HARD

WAY

When you find yourself completely shut out

After teaching devils how to play OUR music.

They do it all the time.

Then name Eminem the #1 emcee of all time.

SMH

But anyway,

If you’re still interested

Here’s the number

I’m Going, Going, Back Back to Cali Cali

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

Q is all in
Anybody know how to get in touch with him?
THIS
IS
MY
KINDA
ARRANGEMENT

I need one of these

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As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Ma Beautiful Asiatic Black New Orleanians,

Whenever the time really comes for me to leave somewhere,

It can get very emotional.

I cry

AND

Everybody gets mad at me for leaving.

They block my number

Or

Just tell me they don’t want to talk to me anymore.

I miss my little Sisters the most

Mrs. Tyler

Mrs. Dreamer

Mrs. Jessica

Ms. Keke

Ms. Kimora

Ms. Kalilah

Ms. Jada

Li’l Mama Jamayah 😉 ❤

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One day, In Sha Allah

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(You and your little Sisters should be able to read this, Ms. KeAsia)

You will all know (except you, Mrs. Tyler 😀 ) who the other half of your SOUL is.

Then I know you will understand.

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I don’t even know when I’m leaving

BUT

ALLAH

TOLD

ME

THIS

TIME

SO

I

AM

SURE

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Broderick, Thank-you for everything.

If any man deserves a child in this world

IT’S

YOU

in_shaa_allah

(This reads “In Sha Allah” in Arabic. It means, “If it is the Will of Allah”)

Allah Will Bless You With A Pious WIFE

WHO

WILL

BEAR

YOU

A

HOUSEFULL

OF

BEAUTIFUL

BLACK

CHILDREN

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FIND SOME WAY TO SUPPORT THEM
WITHOUT
WORKING
FOR
THE
DEVIL

YOU KNOW HOW YOU ARE

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I guess I’m going to have to be content with the Saturday Jazz Workshop in Leimert

BECAUSE

I Can’t Take The Playhouse With Me

BUT

DANG

I

KNOW

THEY’RE

GOING

TO

BE

IN

THERE

STILL

TRYING

TO

TEACH

DEVILS

!!!!!!!

Sellouts!!!

AND

I

KNOW

THERE’S

GOING

TO

COME

A

WEEKDAY

WHEN

I

WANNA

HEAR

SOME

LIVE

JAZZ

*snaps fingers!*

THANK ALLAH FOR ROSCOE’S!!!

I won’t be able to go outside and buy a $4 rose

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BUT

I’M

GOING

BACK

TO

CALI

And They’re EVERYWHERE

❤ ❤ ❤

I’m going to miss 59.1 per cent

BLACK PEOPLE

BUT

MY

ZAWJI

LOVES

L.A.

for some reason

❤ ❤ ❤

But I know

HE

CAN

TALK

LIKE

YOU

GUYS

WHEN I NEED TO HEAR IT

❤ ❤ ❤

But The Sisters…

I love how sweet you sound

Stop working.

I don’t like to see you so angry

AND

Depressed

AND

YOU

DON’T

EVEN

KNOW

WHY

STOP GRINDING

Get on the county or Social Security

AND

Stop being greedy

AND

SUBMIT

These Brothers outchere are PAID

BUT

They’re spending it on BIG TOYS

AND

PARTIES

Submit, Quit Your Jobs, Stop whoring,

LET THEM TAKE CARE OF YOU

THEY WANT TO

But you won’t submit

There are good Brothers outchere

Good Sisters too

ACCEPT YOUR OWN

AND

BE YOURSELF

RIGHTEOUS MUSLIMS

AND

Hook Up

LOVE EACH OTHER

AND

SHUN THE DEVILS

I can’t overstate they are all devils

ALL

OF

THEM

❤ ❤ ❤

(Um, Mr. Henry, Dear Sir, YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID, “WHAT UP, BLOOD?”)
(It RHYMES!)

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To My Muslim Family in The Crescent City

FARRAKHANERS

YOUR CEASE FIRE MOVEMENT
IS
DYING
BECAUSE
YOU
FAILED
TO
PUT
THE
MESSENGER (PBUH)
OUT
FRONT

SUNNIS

YOU NEED TO SEPARATE
THE SISTERS
YOU
HAVE
THE
UPSTAIRS
USE
IT

STOP
BEHAVING
LIKE
THE
KAFIRUN

AND
TREAT
YOUR
SISTERS
WITH
DECENCY AND INTELLIGENCE

IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT
IF
ALL
YOU
HAD
WAS
THAT
ONE
ROOM

BUT
YOU
KNOW
BETTER
OR
USED
TO

YOU FORMER FOI AND MGT
ARE
SETTING
A
HORRIBLE
EXAMPLE
FOR
YOUR
CHILDREN

BROTHER “ABDUL” AHMAD
I
SEE
HOW
MUCH
YOU
LOVE
ALLAH

BUT LIKE MOST PEOPLE
BORN AFTER THE
MESSENGER
(MAY THE PEACE AND THE BLESSINGS OF ALLAH FOREVER BE UPON HIM)
YOU
GOT
DILUTED
MIXED
AND
TAMPERED WITH
ISLAM

I KNOW YOU ARE AN EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT BROTHER
READ
THIS
AND
PRACTICE
IT
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AND
THIS
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CLICK ON THE BOOK COVERS!!

(I know you call them “Weenies” but that sounds nasty. And “DREAMY Weenies?” And two Blackmen own it? Behbeh!)

“EVEN TO the bread – they change it and they teach us that corn bread is good for us to eat. We can eat it if we have no other bread, but it is not good for us. If you eat corn bread you will wear your stomach out. It is too coarse for the stomach. They take the wheat flour and they ruin it by adding to it that which is not wheat. So do not look forward to their table for health food, they do not have it.

“LOOK at their advertisement of ‘hot dogs’. For a man to hear that some food is named hot dogs, he would not want to eat it. The dog is a very filthy animal for one to name a food after. I do not see how in the world the public gets the idea to buy a food that goes under such a name as the filthy dog.

“HOT DOGS – it is a very cheap food. It is made mostly of scrap beef – something that would not sell if the buyer or the consumer saw it before he bought it made into that fashion. Dog food! Hot dog – just think they buy this all over the world under that name.

“THE most intelligent and delicate eater would not even buy a food that had such a name as ‘hot dog’. They have certainly made fools of us. If the food is not dog, then why name it dog?

“WHY could not this food be named something that has a better meaning than to give it the name of the filthy dog, – hot dog?

“I have worked in packing houses years ago and I have seen how these things, the hot dog, was made. I do not eat hot dogs myself. But after it is spiced up to taste good – and it is a little tasty – but that does not mean that it is some fine beef flesh. No, that is not choice beef that the hot dog is made of.

“WE CANNOT live eating any such food as that which is thrown on the market by the Christian world. They advertise that which Allah (God) Has already Cursed from the beginning and they make us to eat the curse of Allah (God).

“HOW TO EAT TO LIVE. Eat that food that Allah (God) Has Prescribed for us. Even take little simple things such as beans. Allah (God) says that the little navy bean will make you live, just eat them. He Said to me that even milk and bread would make us live. Just eat bread and milk – it is the best food. He Said that a diet of navy beans would give us a life span of one hundred and forty (140) years. Yet we cannot live one-half (½) that length of time eating everything that the Christian table has set for us.

“VERY few Christians, even doctors, live eighty to ninety (80-90) years – not to think of living over one hundred (100) years. And they think they have lived for a long time if they reach a life span of eighty of ninety years. He has not been here long enough to know what life is.

“NOAH and Methuselah lived almost into a thousand years, but we cannot live one-tenth (1/10) that time (100 years), because we eat the wrong food.

“THE nature of this world (white man) was not to give and prolong our life; it is their nature to shorten our life, and they have done a good job of it. To destroy life is their very nature.

“HOW TO EAT TO LIVE – eat simple food. Do not be reaching for all different kinds of food for they were prepared by the man who wants to commercialize on what you eat. They are interested in commerce. They eat the scavengers of the sea and the scavengers of the earth – reptiles and what not. They have no sense of choice – they will eat anything.

“TRY and resort to what you find in this book and EAT TO LIVE.”

(Change The Name and maybe all those fags won’t be up in there!)
(They’re the ONLY NEW ORLENIANS who eat there!!!)

❤ ❤ ❤

I KNOW why Zawji loves L.A.

(Why the girls gotta be HALF-Black, Brother?)
(Man up and take us full strength!)
(BLACK GIRLS are the BEST!!!)

THE WEATHER

I miss it too.

Even when it’s sunny out here

It’s not “L.A. SUNNY”

It’s NOT “GOLDEN”

❤ ❤ ❤

Where are you Keyvin?

You made me feel like a woman

Like I’m desirable

I think Brothers

Feel like they have to hide how much they’re attracted to me

Could be the Islam

Which is ALWAYS good

BUT

Nothing is better

THAN

FEELING

WANTED

I was feeling like too “Brainy”

MAYBE

WITH

MODESTY

IN

OVerDrIvE

But you reminded me of what’s really important

To A Man

All You REALLY Care About Is the Skins

I care about intelligence

And usefulness

BUT

ALL

THAT

Is extra

It’s important too

THOUGH

Because eating and clothes

ARE necessities

Just like sex

BUT

Within the Boundaries
OF

MARRIAGE

SO

Thank-you

(What happened to MAMA SMURF? I mean, who’s gonna teach Smurfette how to SEW and COOK and CLEAN and take care of Hefty’s Babies? But she would probably be better off with Brainy, since he’s going to be the next leader. Yeah, he has the same deep thoughts and is as agile as Papa, he just has to grow into a SMURF. LOL I do like his voice tho!  😛 )

❤ ❤ ❤

I heard Mr. Miller moved to L.A.

BUT

I

JUST

READ

AN

ARTICLE

About a program for boys he started in NOLA

With one of the Pelicans Assistant Coaches

(I was there when they filmed this video but all them people up in there and I couldn’t get inside SMH It had to be the company cuz I get in Er’wherr)

SO

MAYBE

WE

CAN

BE

Bi-Coastal

Cuz

I

KNOW

I

CAN’T

STAY

IN

LA

(Los Angeles)

WITHOUT

COMING

COMING

BACK

BACK

TO

NOLA

❤ ❤ ❤

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(Sounds like he just came from NOLA  :/ )

NOLA needs to step up their Black Community Resources

ASHE and every other Black Community Program

IS

RUN

BY

DEVILS

They’re stifling you.

Where is your BUSINESS CENTER?

Granted, the Black Business Centers in

L.A.

ATL

and

NYC

Are Run By Muslims

SO

STEP IT UP!!!

❤ ❤ ❤

Zawji Told Me

HE

LIFTED

THE

ROOTS

He’s never told me that before

So, as much as I don’t want to go

This Time

I think I’m really going

I’m still waiting on that e-mail

❤ ❤ ❤

Brother Keith

Send me some GRITS!!!

Make it NEW ORLEANS HOT LIKE THIS

I have loved this song all my life

❤ ❤ ❤

S’Wonderful To Finally

KNOW WHY

❤ ❤ ❤

Mr. Henry, Sir

You need to do like Brother Percy

And Come To L.A.

And

Make Some Videos

And Bring Your Father

SO

HE

CAN

TEACH

US

HOW

TO

LAPEITAH

❤ ❤ ❤

I know where I’m going as SOON

AS

I

ALIGHT

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(Time to get Zawji  FIRED AGAIN 😛 )

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❤ ❤ ❤

I’ll be glad to see convertibles again.

I’ve only seen

ONE

convertible

SINCE

I

CAME

DOWN

SOUTH

It was in Atlanta.

I asked him why don’t they take the top down

He said,

“It’s too hot!”

Brother Tremaine

I’ll NEVER FORGET Your Name

Or Your Beautiful Voice

Don’t Be Surprised If I Come Up To Walmart

JUST

TO

SEE

YOU

And hear you talk

You have the BEST ACCENT I’ve ever heard.
THANK-YOU
FOR
STANDING
RIGHT
NEXT
TO
ME
While You And Homeboy
WERE
TALKING
‘BOUT
NOTHING.

6th

❤ ❤ ❤

Jada and all my other Bebies
Stop wearing false eyelashes
BEAUTY NATURAL

Remember the dance? LOL

TIDAL

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

GET IT!!!

TIDAL

I first heard about Tidal when I was in Atlanta and asked a YOUNG MUSICIAN what music station HE had and he said what I heard as TITLE.

Luckily, Allah shows me what I need so when I Googled it, it came up.

You know the Youngies always stay up on the latest and plus he is a musician, so I really respected his choice. But the fact that he is a Youngie carried more weight at the time. I didn’t realize the importance of his opinion as a musician until AFTER I learned more about TIDAL.

I LOVE MUSIC and was already paying a premium for another station, so I didn’t hesitate even after I found out you have to pay.

You get what you pay for, albeit, I can’t tell the difference between the regular plan and the Hi-Fi. (I’ve had both and I know I have good ears when it comes to music quality. That’s how I know those $250 Beats by Dre are some ish. I got some $5.00 headphones from Family Dollar that sound just as good. Sometimes the little cushion comes off, but the sound quality is SUPREME!!! And that’s the IMPORTANT PART!!! I think they are just trying to make more money. Everybody is not as noble as they should be. But they’re better than the rest of them.)

So that’s why I endorse Tidal as opposed to the others, and I’ve tried them all – Pandora (will play Parliament when I’m listening to Anita Baker radio :/ ), iHeart (is cool if you want to listen to the radio, but I hate commercials so I don’t listen to them too long. It’s good if you travel and only have your computer but want to know what’s going on around town), Spotify (plays the same songs over and over and over and over. Feel me?), Soundcloud (is kinda confusing so I don’t mess with them too much even though I know it’s independent. Okay I just went to their website and it’s kinda like social media because the only thing that came up was a Brother who has a podcast or something everything else is from three years ago. TBH I only listen when somebody I know posts some music), Slacker [I’m thinking about getting Slacker again in addition to the TIDAL just on the strength of their radio stations. They play EXCELLENT songs I’ve never heard before] Tidal needs to improve on their radio stations so I won’t have to pay TWO premiums. Okay, you know I’m a “Right Now” Type of Sister. So, I’m listening to TIDAL’s radio and it’s pretty good. Good enough for me to not to have to pay two premiums anyway.)

Another reason I like it is because TIDAL is ARTIST OWNED and they get exclusives on new releases. Not to mention they PAY ARTISTS MORE THAN ANY OTHER STATION.

And I think that’s important, especially for new artists.

ANOTHER strong selling point for me is that PRINCE gave TIDAL exclusive rights to his music before he died, and do you know his family is giving them a hard time about that?!! Taking TIDAL to court over Prince’s music and he chose them BEFORE HE DIED! AND YOU KNOW HOW EXCLUSIVE he was about his music!

I mean, you couldn’t find any of his music online when he was alive. YouTube, Internet Radio, iTunes, Napster, &c. He would have that stuff pulled down so quick! He was serious about his music.

Remember he put SLAVE on his face in protest of his record company and CHANGED HIS NAME (The Artist Formerly Known As Prince) to get out of his contract or something.

So, if PRINCE chose only TIDAL to feature his music online, I’m going with TIDAL.

I heard his FIRST album on TIDAL. AND OMG. Every musical artist I know puts out their BEST music when they first come out. Something about being hungry….

AND

You know PRINCE put out some superb music in his lifetime, but his debut album – the FIRST TRACK – is unlike anything I have ever heard. He sounded BLACKER on his first album too.

It reminds me of

THIS

The ending tho.

He should have gone back to the intro.

And let it ride out.

It leaves me feeling like