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بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

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Friday, February 24, 2017

11:50 A.M.A.D-JAMAL

New Orleans, Louisiana

As-Salaamu Alaikum Our Beautiful Black Bebies!!!

If you have not read the above book

MESSAGE TO THE BLACKMAN IN AMERICA

By The Honourable Elijah Muhammad
(May the peace and the blessings of Allah forever be upon him)

I would highly recommend that you hurry and do so.

It is getting more difficult to find online.

Two of the websites that used to provide it for free are now discontinued.

Allah, Master Fard Muhammad, to Whom Praises are due forever, is closing your avenues to salvation by degrees.

I believe that movie (Book of Eli) is about Message To The Blackman.
(I’ve never seen it but I can imagine)

It is getting more and more difficult to find.

I don’t even have a hard copy.

It’s in good hands though. 😀

If you have an address and the means, you can order it online or go to a bookstore.

But it is getting harder to find online.

I’m sure one day, it will not be available at all.

So, I highly recommend reading it NOW

AND

Ordering a hard copy

FROM

www.MEMPS.com

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SO

I decided not to go back to L.A.

I know.

I have a dentist appointment in N.O. next month.

AND

I’m getting N.O. paper

SO

I might as well stay.

Zawji said I can.

So there.

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1:40 p.m.

CLARIFICATION OF CONFUSION SURROUNDING MUSLIMS

Message to the Blackman in America

By The Honorable Elijah Muhammad

(Peace Be Upon Him)

ANSWER TO CRITICS

CHAPTER 135

CLARIFICATION OF CONFUSION SURROUNDING MUSLIMS

In order to clarify some of the confusion surrounding Muslim outlooks and objectives, I will confront the rumors and false allegations of Muslim ‘threats of violence’ with a direct statement which answers the implied question “Will the Black Muslims Attack America?” in a direct and forthright manner. These are some statements I gave in an interview to the New York Herald Tribune Newspaper.

ON HATE AND VIOLENCE

“We are not going to take part in any violence whatsoever. We’re not going to do anything other than what we are doing. That is trying to deliver the truth to our people and teach them that they are supposed to be Muslims, and that means they are supposed to be righteous people and that we have shed all things that pertain to wickedness.

“We have stripped ourselves of arms to let you know that we are not people of violence. We don’t intend to attack you. We have no idea or knowledge of anything like that coming in the future.

“Because if we attacked you, we would have to have superior weapons to attack you with, and we don’t have factories nor earth to dig metals to manufacture tools or weapons such as you have.

“All this is your creation, and, therefore, if we would get some of this, you would have to let us have it – and you would not give me a gun to shoot you with. Therefore, God forbid us even to accept weapons and even to carry anything like weapons to fight with. Because to fight is with Him, and you are not with us.”

ON ISLAM IN AMERICA

The aim and purpose of Islam here among my people is to give them a knowledge of self and a knowledge of God, knowledge of their religion, Islam and to separate them in time, that these 17 or 20 million American dark people should go for themselves.

“This is the basis of the whole, it is to separate our people and put them by themselves.”

ON NONBELIEVERS

“We have respect for them and their professions, and we try to treat them as we treat ourselves, for that matter. We know they are not believers as we are. We know that.

“But as long as they tolerate our faith, we tolerate theirs, and we treat them as brothers.”

ON POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT

“He would have to be in sympathy with us and he would have to have some knowledge of the aims and purposes of Islam in America.”

ON WHITES AND NEGROES

“This is the real trouble: the whites oppose us, the black people of America, who were their slaves once upon a time, from ever becoming anything like self-independent. They want to keep them subject to themselves in a more educational and scientific way, other than their fathers.

“Their fathers only used the common knowledge of enslaving our people. But, today their children can use one of the smartest scientific ways against our people to keep them subjected to them that ever were invented by a race of people since time was.

“We want what you want today, and that is independence. We want peace, and, whether you want peace or not, we want peace and security from you. You are our worst enemy. We have no other people who are an enemy to us but you, because we don’t live in the country of other people.

“We live only with you, and we have been here for 400 years, and you say now that we are free, but yet you are doing everything to keep us from exercising the rights as equals or of a free people.

“This is what I want you to understand. We are tired of suffering, brutality, beatings, killings, just because you don’t like us, and just hate us, and absolutely knowing that we are powerless to resist because you have all the odds against us.

“You are absolutely the boss, and we have nothing. And we are asking to leave you, that’s all we’re asking. We can’t get along with you in peace; you don’t want us in peace.

“If we sit over there in that house across the street, peaceful all day and all night, after a while that worries you. You will send someone around to see what is going on over there in that house.

“It’s the white man’s way of starting trouble – breaking the peace of people by interfering with their peace. We’re not sitting over there in that house planning anything but are trying to plan peace for the house.”

ON SEPARATE TERRITORY

“The American white man is not going to move out of his estate to give to the so-called Negroes. We are not asking you to do any such thing.

“No, only unless you prevent our going to our own. If you are going to prevent us from going to our own, or back where we came from, where you found us, then give us a place here to ourselves.

“There has been too much talk about separation and about our acting or demanding a territory here. We’re not demanding territory in America. No, sir, we’re asking America only if they don’t allow us to go back to our own people and to the country from which we came.

“Then give us a place to ourselves; as you know and we have learned through experience for 400 years, we can’t get along in peace together. You’re not going to accept us as your equals, and we know you’re not going to do so. We disregard your promises because you are not going to live up to them; because 100 per cent of your people will not agree with such. And we have proof today in the South.”

ON “BLACK SUPREMACY”

“Allah has revealed that the black is the original Man, and that’s what I teach. Now, where this supremacy teaching comes in that is charged by the disbelievers – that I teach it in order to suit their particular purpose of charging us with being an aggressive movement, or intending to become such, because of the teachings of one being superior over the other.

“We say that the black man is the first man in the sun, and then they take this and just change it around – that he is teaching supremacy. And that we are not doing. We already know that we are inferior to you here in America.

“We cannot say physically or even mentally that we are equal, nor say your superior, when it comes to actual physical or educational ability.”

INTEGRATION IN THE SOUTH

“The head of this movement, Mr. King, is trying to force the white men in the South to do that which is against his will and nature, because some of the Northern parties of the white people, maybe in Washington, have said to him that this should be done and should have this in the Constitution and, therefore, you should enforce it and, therefore, have it enforced by the government.

“But Mr. King has not learned as yet that the white man in the South is brethren to the white man in Washington and the Washington white man is a brother to the Southern white man – that they are not going to go to war over the Negro and kill each other for the sake of the unlearned Negro – of the knowledge of self and others – to integrate into that which they don’t master, give me a piece of your meat that you have there in your house.

“Therefore, Mr. King is making a fool of himself in the South and acting like a dog around the house, where the master stands at the door and the dog wants something to eat and he just waddles all around the door, around the master’s feet, whipping his tail on the ground and grinning and leaning his ears back on his neck to show that he is a good peaceful dog, and master, give me a piece of your meat that you have there in your house.

“And this while there is plenty of meat for the dog in the bushes out there, if he would go out and hunt for it.”

ON JAMES MEREDITH

“Poor fellow, trying to force himself into a school where it is 100 per cent white and they’re telling him they don’t want him. And then the Army is standing around trying to force him in there – that’s their crazy idea.

“I wouldn’t want the Army to think about coming to help me against a white man, to allow me to come into his house or in the school or his restaurant, or anything else that he owns.

“If you tell me, I don’t want you here, that’s sufficient. I’m gone.”

ON SELF DEFENSE

“In a case where the person…..wants to fight and he pounces upon us, sometimes without even warning us, we want our own men and women and our girls to learn to try to protect themselves the best they can in case of attack.

“But in the case of the so-called American Negro, we have nothing to fight back with. If you come to the door shooting, we have no guns here to shoot back with, so, therefore, the right is with God, as it is written in the Book.

“He will defend us if we believe in Him and trust Him, and we’re not going to start fighting with anyone to have Him to defend us. But if we are attacked, we depend on Him to defend us because He has stripped us.”

TO BE CONTINUED INSHA ‘ALLAH

THE REASON WHY ALLAH CREATED BLACKWOMEN

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum Beloved Sisters and Brothers,

 

This NOTE is really for my Beautiful Asiatic Black Sisters but my Brothers need to be made aware of this fundamental Truth as well.

 

The reason why Allah (God) Created Black People (He didn’t create any of the races. They were MADE from the Black NATION) WAS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF WORSHIPPING HIM AND SUBMITTING TO HIS WILL. THIS IS THE REASON FOR OUR EXISTENCE, Brothers and Sisters.

 

If you are NOT submitting to Allah’s (God’s) Will then, My Dear Sister or My Dear Brother, you are not living according to the NATURE in which you were Created. You are living other-than-your-ownself. Submit to Allah, Accept Your Own (Your Own God – Allah, Your Own Religion – Islam, and your Own People – The Black Peoples of the Planet Earth) and Be Yourself, Dear Brothers and Sisters, a Righteous Muslim.

 

Muslim only means, “One Who Submits His or Her Will to the Will of Allah.” 

 

This is the NATURE in which all Black People were Created, but we were taken out of this Knowledge by our devil slavemasters who did not teach us the TRUTH of ourselves in order to make us some harmless slaves. 

 

But Allah, in His Infinite Wisdom and Mercy, Came Himself, Dear Brothers and Sisters, to Return to Us the Knowledge of Ourselves and to Give us the Opportunity to Escape the Impending Destruction Coming Upon America.

 

ALL PRAISE IS DUE TO ALLAH!

 

Our Sole Reason for Being is to Submit to Allah. This goes for ALL Black People. Other races can PRACTICE Islam, but this is not their NATURE. Our Beloved Messenger, The Honorable Elijah Muhammad (May the Peace and the Blessings of Allah forever be upon him) taught us that because of their faith “a remnant of them will be saved” from the destruction. However, they will only live a thousand (1,000) years after the destruction. After that time, the Earth will, once again, only be populated by The Aboriginal Black Nation, as it was in the beginning.

 

ALL BLACK PEOPLE WERE CREATED TO SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF ALLAH, however Black Women were Created to submit to the Blackman as well. The sooner we realize this, the sooner we will all be in Heaven AT ONCE.

 

The Devil Caucasians have removed us so far away from our nature that it is shameful. Black Women are competing with the very man we were created to HELP. We have followed the devil woman’s ways to the detriment of our own Holy and Righteous Black Nation.

 

Sisters, we are the progenitors of our Nation. If we are acting other than our own Nature, then the children we produce will be wayward also.

 

The only reason we are on this planet, other than submitting to the Will of Allah, is to be a Helpmate to the Blackman, who is the Builder and Maintainer of Our Civilization and Nation. That’s all.

 

I know you don’t want to hear this but we have gone so far astray that it takes a powerful teaching to return us to our Rightful Place – On Top of Civilization. We cannot accomplish this by following after a people who were made to destroy us – the devil Caucasians.

 

We were made to comfort the Blackman, Sisters. Rear his children. Keep his house clean. Cook his food. Wash his clothes. So he can focus on providing us with the necessities of life – FOOD, CLOTHES AND SHELTER as well as a Holy and Righteous Nation (Infrastructure) in which we can be proud to call our own.

 

Let’s try and be the best at this Divine Purpose as we can, Beloved Sisters.

 

And to my Dear Brothers, please don’t believe this hype that is circulating amongst Black so-called Intellectuals that the Blackwoman is God. This is only an attempt at diverting you from your own responsibilities as the God of the Universe. Yes, life comes from woman, but not the FIRST LIFE – The Originator of the Universe and Everything in it was a BLACKMAN – ALLAH – THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE AND LIVING GOD – AGAIN, THE B.L.A.C.K.M.A.N IS GOD. 

 

The Blackwoman is his HELPMATE.

 

 

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بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

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MESSAGE TO THE BLACKMAN

February 23, 2017

2:06 p.m.

New Orleans, Louisiana

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum OUR Beautiful Black Bebies!

Why did your girl almost just go to jail again.

I’m so sick of being homeless, I was ready to go, but Zawji didn’t want my X to have the privilege of cuffing me.

Although he did literally

BUT

Not really.

I didn’t go to the shelter last night because it was A.J. Day.

I’m not going tonight either.

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

Yesterday, I came across this Black-owned landscaping company that was planting trees in front of this big high-rise apartment complex they just built and I asked one of the owners if I could bury my hair under one of the trees.

I asked him which one?

He pointed to the one I was standing next to.

I wanted to bury them under the most vibrant tree, but the one I was standing next to looked like it needed a little help.

So, I blessed my hair and prayed for the tree and put the hair under the tree.

So, now everytime I pass that tree, I’ll think about Zawji because I did it on A.J. Day.

Then I went to visit Pops and I talked to Tootie too.

I stood on his statue and really had a heart to heart.

His tambourine has some letters engraved in it.

I wonder if they’re the sculptor’s initials.

Image result for tootie montana statue new orleans

So, when I climbed down, I turned around and who should I see sitting on the park bench right across from Tootie?

Louis Armstrong’s doppelganger!

He had on the same thing he had on the last two times I had seen him.

We chopped it up (pun intended 😛 ) and then he left.

So, I sat on Pops lap and sang to him a little.

Then I pushed to the hideout.

It’s much warmer than it was the last time I was there.

BUT

The owner left me a gift.

It was beautiful.

But the wrong make and model.

I’m a girl and I don’t drive anyway.

I’ll give it to Zawji.

He can ride and I’ll watch. 🙂

On the way to the hideout, there were all these little beautiful black bebies.

They were coming from somewhere I think I know.

BUT

I came up on some Brothers playing basketball

AND

I wanted to play SO Badly

BUT

I just watched.

And was the girl.

Then went to the hideout.

SO

I got up this morning and went to “the beach”

AND

Watched the sun come up.

It was as exciting as usual.

Then I went and took a shower, ate lunch and debated where to go next.

I didn’t want to play the piano

BUT

Zawji didn’t want me to Library

SO

I went where the piano is and went to another room.

Why did I go in this room and some old gay Security Guard comes telling me I have to leave if I didn’t have any business there.

SO

I was like

I don’t have anywhere else to go

Might as well go to jail.

BUT

I could sense Zawji’s slight disagreement.

SO

I just kinda disobeyed the gay Dushawn (my x-husband) Doppelganger.

He got madder and madder

AND

I was just tickled pink.

He called it in

And when I wouldn’t leave

He handcuffed me and tried to take my computer.

Some cops like him are so crooked!

They steal.

But I made sure I kept an eye on my stuff.

Come to find out

He was the same cop who had tried to arrest me before

He and his Doppelganger recognized me.

They even knew my name.

But I didn’t recognize either one of them.

I’ve got it figured out now though.

All dark-skinned men are the enemies.

Skinny, fat, muscular, glasses, beards, clean-cut, &c.

I’m only talking to Brothers who look like Zawji from now on!!!

He was seriously trying to take me to jail.

But his supervisor called and asked him what he was going to do

SO

He had to say it

AND

I made him just give me a Warning.

His Supervisor was going to let him give me a ticket for trespassing

BUT

He was so dumb and cocky,

He told his supervisor he had it under control and pushed the ticket book away.

LOL

Donkey.

Image result for pinocchio donkey

SO

I’m at the library hoping these clouds blow away as quickly as they blew in.

I did not want to go to the shelter tonight.

ZAWJI’s Doppelganger offered me his tent.

BUT

Been there. Done that.

Well.

Not in a tent.

BUT

I might have to use the bathroom.

:/

3:15 p.m.

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MESSAGE TO THE BLACKMAN

FEBRUARY 22, 2017 11:20 A.M.A.D.-JAMAL

HAPPY A.J. DAY!!!!!!!

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum OUR Babies!!!

Well, I don’t know about the “Basehead.”

He’s a little too cocky.

I saw him this morning.

BUT

I was talking to Zawji’s Doppelganger

AND

Yesterday, I stopped talking to him and went with the “Basehead” but the “Basehead” lit up a cigarette and made me feel real cheap.

So, last night Allah Told Me To Tell Him

“If you don’t stop smoking, you cannot come with me to L.A.”

BUT

I don’t even want to talk to him.

I saw him later after I left the Doppelganger

AND

I hid so he wouldn’t see me.

I understand.

It is difficult for Brothers to submit to a woman

BUT

If I’m leading you, you can’t make me mad.

OR

Try to lead me.

You’re going to find yourself on your own.

The Holy Qur’an says

…leave you in your inordinacy, blindly wandering on.”

I’m going back to L.A.

With or without you.

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

It’s going to be difficult saying “See you later” to Rock again.

He has Honey now.

I like to just say nothing and see you if I see you.

When I left L.A., I didn’t say nothing and the last time I left N.O.

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I’m just gonna Saviour’s Day

THEN

See what all the fuss is about mardi gras

AND

Push to L.A.

I hate parades.

I like Second Lines.

I hate marches too.

I just wanna go home.

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I wrote a poem last night in chapel.

EASY MONEY

Sex & Drugs

Not So Easy

To Lose Yourself

RESPECT

Your Intelligence

Your Decency

Two Things To Test The Best

Man In The Universe

How Are You Going To Support Your Family?

Pimpin’

OR

Slangin’

???

OR

Finding Your Talent

AND

Submitting To The Will of Allah

???

$$$$$

EASY

LIES

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

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MESSAGE TO THE BLACKMAN

MY WHOLE LIFE BEFORE I BECAME A MUSLIM WAS A LIE.
MY NAME WAS A LIE.
MY RELIGION WAS A LIE.
MY GOD WAS A LIE.
MY HISTORY WAS A LIE.
MY WORLD WAS A LIE.
MY SELF WAS A LIE.

THE TRUTH IS I WAS NEVER A CHRISTIAN.
I WAS NEVER AN AMERICAN.
THERE IS NO GOD UP IN THE SKY. NOT EVEN A BLACK ONE.
JESUS DID NOT DIE TO SAVE MY OR ANYBODY ELSE’S SINS.
HE DID NOT COME BACK FROM THE DEAD.
JOSEPH WAS HIS FATHER.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “HOLY SPIRIT.”
GOD DID NOT CREATE ALL PEOPLE. HE ONLY CREATED BLACK PEOPLE.
THE WHITE MAN WAS ONLY MADE YESTERDAY. (MADE – NOT CREATED)
AND HE IS THE DEVIL AND THE ONLY REASON WHY THERE IS NO PEACE.
HE IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED BY THE GOD OF THE BLACKMAN.
THE DEVIL HAS DECEIVED NINE-TENTHS OF THE POPULATION INTO THINKING THAT WE ARE ALL THE SAME.
LIES.
“COME OUT OF HER MY PEOPLE.” (REVELATION)

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MESSAGE TO THE BLACKMAN

February 21, 2017

10:02 A.M.A.D.-JAMAL

New Orleans, Louisiana

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum OUR Beautiful Black Bebies!!!

I’m leaving you again

But I’m not gon tell you when

😥 😥 😥 😥 😥

 4:15 p.m.

Here we go again

I’m taking Raheem back to L.A. with me.

If he don’t make me mad.

I already feel my heartstrings stretching

BETWEEN

Here and L.A.

Rock is in good hands

SO

I know New Orleans is in Good Hands.

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I’m going to a wholesome Mardi Gras, In sha Allah.

Children are invited.

SO

In sha Allah

It will be decent.

I’m just trying to find a place where I can be myself in the midst of all the foolishness.

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THE STORY OF LUNSFORD LANE

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MESSAGE TO THE BLACKMAN

There are so many “leads” available when studying history. Here is another man I learned about who documented his story of bondage. At least bookmark it.

http://docsouth.unc.edu/neh/lanelunsford/lane.html

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FEBRUARY 20, 2017

11:04 A.M.A.D.-JAMAL

AS-SALAAMU ‘ALAIKUM OUR BEAUTIFUL AND BELOVED ASIATIC BLACK BEBIES!!!

Al Hamdulillah!!!!

The West WON!!!!!!

Yayyyyy!!!!

I had a fabulous weekend.

I can’t remember the last time I wrote but so much has happened I don’t know where to start.

In Journalism, we’re taught to get to the meat of the story first, whereas in creative writing, you build up to it.

I’m a Muslim creative journalist, so I’m gonna write about how Allah Wants me to write.

I ran into the “basehead”

I got on the mic at the shelter after chapel service when they asked if anybody had a testimony and I said:

“As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum! I just want to tell all the Black People there is a book called Message To The Blackman in America. Google it. You can read it online for free!”

LOL

I’m so gangsta.

That preacher lady didn’t know what to do!

But the “basehead” (who is not really a base head) saw me and after chapel came up and told me he had shook the devil’s spawn!!!!

I said,

Allahu Akbar!!!

Allah is the Greatest!!!

But there is something about Gods.

We are solitary people and we argue and battle for authority.

So, we got into it this morning and I’m at the library.

I don’t know where he is.

He finds me when Allah allows him to.

I wouldn’t be writing this if I was with him.

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I also found a store where I’m going to get my next pair of shoes.

Shoes are extremely important to Black People.

They tell you so much about a person.

Always keep your shoes fresh and cute.

They kept trying to hook me up with some baller niggas all day yesterday.

But I’m cool.

I’ve got the King!

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I had a good time tho.

I got a NBA Allstar bracelet and some beads but instead of beads they’re little basketballs. LOL

You know how people have names that signify what they do?

Alicia KEYS

Cheryl Swoopes.

Well, my mother named me A-NET.

So, I’m not ashamed that I like basketball anymore.

Or horses and guns like Annie Oakley.

Maybe Anet represents all the bad stuff about me.

Like Annie don’t wear no you-know-what’s.

I never would tell anyone my middle name growing up.

I hated it.

It wasn’t Annette like everybody else.

My mother told me she deliberately named me A-Net.

I never asked why.

I hated it.

A-Net.

But I’m never going to ask her, so I’ll just take it to mean that I’m a baller.

I’m not fighting it anymore.

I just do some stuff that boys do.

I don’t like it.

So, I do it in private.

Except play the piano.

I don’t like that sometimes I have to play.

Ball

Piano

But I go crazy when I try to not be myself.

One time I tried to not talk so much.

It almost drove me mad.

I’m always in the hospital anyway.

So, I’m just going to do boy stuff in private.

Or try to.

I can’t help the way I was made.

The things that have made me who I am

ARE

A

Part of Me

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I know who Rock is supposed to be with.

Her name is HONEY.

I was jealous at first.

But then again, I always am a little when Brothers who like me find the one they’re supposed to be with.

But I have Zawji.

So, I’m happy for them.

Sad for me.

But we’re last.

We have to make sure everybody else pairs up then and only then can we get together.

It is what it is.

He taught me something.

Zawji comes first.

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All-Star weekend was a trip.

I was outside the place they had the Legends Brunch

And there was this little red corvette stingray.

That was beautiful.

I sat there because the license plate was Louisiana but it said

GRAMBLING

So I know the owner was a Blackman.

I sat there and waited for him to come out.

Let me G where Grambling is.

I think it’s in the A.

BRB

It’s in Grambling, Louisiana

:/

I had no idea.

But It Makes Sense.

I feel funny

Grambling

Let me see where Spelman is.

Okay, Morehouse is not Grambling.

LOL

I feel better.

Kinda

I gottawriteabout Zawji

He went to Southern.

Football isn’t everything.

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The SisterCaptain almost went to jail yesterday.

Some fools from South Africa tried to get me in trouble with the po-pos.

Bitch lost her purse and told her man I took it.

Then here his big ass comes talking about

“Can I look in your purse?”

I was like

“Nigga please”

The police was right there.

I just boned out.

Damn foreigners

Black foreigners act like white people.

Calling the police on Niggas and whatnot.

And they will not let up.

So, I ducked out in the mall where I saw Jadakiss

Till the heat blew off.

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Man, I wish I coulda took a picture of that Vette.

But Zawji wants me to describe it I guess.

I was purty.

It had a black top so I’m positive it was a convertible.

It had a fleur de lis in the corvette flag symbol

Let me see if I can find a picture.

BRB

Image result for corvette flag logo

I thought that shit was custom made

BUT

When I Googled it, I learned the fleur is part of the Louis Chevrolet family crest.

I like Chevrolet.

Not Ford.

Not Dodge.

Not Cadillac.

Not Chrysler.

I like Rolls Royce.

I like Honda/Acura

Not Toyota/Lexus

I like Mercedes.

BMW is okay for Blackmen.

Pontiac too.

I like Lincoln

I like Buick.

I like Bucks!

But I like them wild.

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In New Orleans, they have this thing called King Cake where they hide a little devil baby in it and if you find the baby it’s supposed to mean something.

Well, I think it’s all devilish, so when that devil baby fell out of my piece of cake I wrapped it up in an American flag and set that bitch on fire.